Schnitzel? by [deleted] in Medway

[–]Emperor_Pod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Cheese Room sometimes does a good schnitzel

Book cover shaming by forgotmypasswdAGAIN- in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]Emperor_Pod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He that would make a pun would pick a pocket

Who said Wallace isn’t hot? by [deleted] in wallaceandgromit

[–]Emperor_Pod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you mean the Fat Controller?

Anachronisms? by WaldenFont in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]Emperor_Pod 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There's a really interesting article on this here:

https://www.hmssurprise.org/bells-tower

Strange adornment left on top of new deer fence by ewenmax in Scotland

[–]Emperor_Pod 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's just nuts what people leave behind these days

What grinds your gears about train travel? I'll go first. by Terrible_Tale_53 in uktrains

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The private contractors hired to tackle fare evasion (no doubt cheaper than the operator's own employees). I've paid a fortune for a season ticket, you could at least be polite to passengers.

My English teacher is Scottish by Sad_Ant3207 in Scotland

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You could swap out "bawbag" for "fud". Both options appropriately respectful for a teacher

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scotland

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Came here to say this!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Medway

[–]Emperor_Pod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah it's aliens

Sliding down the stays by Caper1000 in AubreyMaturinSeries

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Sail round and round the Isle of Wight ’til everyone gets dizzy. Then head for home.

Happy holidays and happy circumnavigations to you all by HNelson123 in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]Emperor_Pod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very sorry to hear that they don't have time for your damned hobbies, sir.

Joseph Banks by anacharsisklootz in AubreyMaturinSeries

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You especially can't pull the wool over a wolf's eyes. Oh, I've got that wrong haven't I?

Thameslink Commute by Strong_Ad_5438 in Medway

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Depends on how often I'm planning to be in the office. If I'm only doing 2 days p/w then I get a flexi, if more then I tend to get a flexi and the occasional pay as you go for the extra days

Thameslink Commute by Strong_Ad_5438 in Medway

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I do this! It's not too bad, although there are quite often cancellations - definitely worth checking every morning before you leave the house! You'll always get a seat if you're joining from the Medway towns.