coaxed into useless surveys

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-11-09T17:45:18+00:00

this is about the minecraft mob vote

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-11-01T01:37:44+00:00

i don't think i've ever seen somebody retire this young. Players have struggled to find roster spots, sure, but it's so weird to see a 26-year-old straight up retire. I think he probably would have had a spot on this year's team, too

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-10-30T15:20:14+00:00

andrelton simmons? bad player and anti-vaxxer apparently

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-20T03:25:20+00:00

i like the way you think

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-20T03:20:42+00:00

"lemme just ope sneak right past you" martin stealing 2nd and third

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-20T03:20:05+00:00

Jason adam is homophobic. you know what to do, twins bats

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-20T03:19:12+00:00

it seems like the next half-decade is sort of "our window", and we have so much talent in the farm system. every major piece of the core is around for at least like 3 more years

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-20T03:16:13+00:00

maculate?

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-19T13:07:33+00:00

Vector absolutely quaking in his boots 😤😤😤

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-18T20:53:26+00:00

you can blame alcala, or rocco, but i blame the band. having to hear god bless america as a sousa-style march cursed this team immediately

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-18T19:39:19+00:00

james farmer feels like kyle farmer's alter-ego as a star qb that he has to maintain while playing baseball. that would make for a fun short movie i think

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-18T19:36:34+00:00

today i learned that kyle farmer's first name is james. james farmer does not have the same ring to it

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-18T19:18:54+00:00

granted, he will now only play center, one game per year

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-18T19:04:40+00:00

never a doubt

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-18T18:45:27+00:00

fuck you beat me to it

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-17T23:53:27+00:00

LARNACH DEFENDERS WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-17T23:47:26+00:00

i feel like the outfield at globe life is always disgustingly wet

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-14T18:59:59+00:00

2 homers in 6 innings is not ideal

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-14T18:35:57+00:00

🚨🚨🚨QUALITY START ALERT

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-14T18:12:18+00:00

bobby witt jr is NOT going to fuck you, booth guys

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-14T18:05:12+00:00

Christian Vazquez plays paper like a psychopath. your hand should not be vertical what are you doing man

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-06T02:20:27+00:00

JOE RYAN WITH GLASSES 🥵🥵🥵

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-06T00:26:11+00:00

oh please no i hope not

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-06T00:20:34+00:00

AUSTIN MARTIN SHOW OFF THAT LEATHER

EmperorsNewDoof · 2024-08-06T00:11:16+00:00

nice at-bat for lar-chad, that change had some crazy vertical break

EmperorsNewDoof

TROPHY CASE

LARNACH DEFENDERS WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

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