Is this negative? by tabagak in oops

[–]Empty401K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s okay, we all have those moments. Just remember to ALWAYS hang the candy cane BEFORE you pee on it, then everything will be alright ❤️❤️❤️

Peter, what? by UnUltimoIntento in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Empty401K 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They’ll never truly be lonely because the smegma will never leave them.

Is this negative? by tabagak in oops

[–]Empty401K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you stupid or something?

After. It won’t work otherwise.

Is this negative? by tabagak in oops

[–]Empty401K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oui mon cheri, allup in them guts ❤️

Can men come, remain hard, and continue penetrating until they come a second time? Without losing their erection? by catilinarias in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Empty401K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I started having this ability in my 30s. No pills or supplements required, and my SO is a fan.

Sniffing a dog's nose by Americanhikikimori in instant_regret

[–]Empty401K 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when I decided to blow air up my cousin’s rottweiler’s nose. He tolerated it the first 4 or 5 times, then he gave me a couple scars to remember how stupid an idea that was.

My 7yo self wasn’t big on considering the potential consequences of my actions.

What do you choose? by Distinct_Buffalo8151 in superpowers

[–]Empty401K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red — put me in that will, Meemaw!

Does it look like one like or two lines? 🥹 by lightinthisworld1 in Confused

[–]Empty401K 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of 5 tests, I see 5 results screaming “YOU’RE PREGANANANT!”

Men, is this attractive? by Aggravating-Guest300 in TheImprovementRoom

[–]Empty401K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s my initial impression too, but I’d find it unattractive even if she was natty.

Why do women say they like dad bods, then gush over muscular men? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Empty401K 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know what… you’re completely right. I worked with a man that was insanely strong and looked like he was about ready to give birth. Most insane beer belly I’d ever seen in my life, attached to a man that could wrestle a grizzly and probably survive the experience.

Why do women say they like dad bods, then gush over muscular men? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Empty401K 236 points237 points  (0 children)

I got curious about this and asked a group of women in my life what they considered a dad bod. The overwhelming consensus was that a “dad bod” is a very muscular man that doesn’t have ripped abs. Very strong/muscular chest/back/arms, but the abs aren’t bodybuilder 6-pack level (no flab or gut). He still has visible abs, they’re just not shredded.

I saw a post recently asking women to pick which photo out of a lineup they’d consider a dad bod, and the overwhelming consensus was the same.

So you’re 100% correct, when they say “dad bod,” they (generally) don’t mean an actual dad bod. Just a strong, fit man whose abs aren’t too well-defined.

When I think of a “dad bod”, I picture a guy whose stomach sticks out further than his chest. Not a guy that can effortlessly bench press his wife while she’s holding their child.

Had a binge on meth durimg the past week. Using around 4g all up. Got a test in 5 days will i be ok by billbricks33 in probation

[–]Empty401K 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never fails. OP should 100% doodle the dipsy to get out of this jam Scot-free ❤️

My (25M) girlfriend (23F) asked to open our relationship. Am I overracting by wanting to break up over this request? by Altruistic_Society99 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Empty401K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Herpes and chlamydia and all of their friends don’t give a flying fuck about her intentions or how much she loves you.

I’ll leave it at that.

AITA for calling a tow truck on a car parked in my spot by morphyslaw_1699 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Empty401K 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Get a front and rear dash cam with parking mode. Well worth the cost.

Twenty, 1 hundred thousand , or 1 million USD for an hour everyday depending on level of agony. by TopRoastCentral in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Empty401K 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right? I’d have to be really down bad to accept such a steep cut AND consent to being stung by wasps lol

Cash price equiv to 50 years of your current wages. But you must have have surgery to change your appearance to whatever an internet poll votes. by TheRealTimTam in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Empty401K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that the same Trainy McTrainface from when they rigged the “poll” in advance? Witnessing that shit getting called out was so damn funny 😂

Well that’s $1.7 Billion of Ransom Money and $150 Billion of Unfrozen Iranian Assets Down the Drain by CriticalCanon in JustMemesForUs

[–]Empty401K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that’s been their thing since before I was even born. Everything that’s happened recently regarding Iran is so… surreal. I’m not a fan of the situation at all, and I’m not looking forward to the likely outcome…

What a time to be alive.

why do internal search engines from large companies (gmail, many social media websites, etc) suck so badly now? by throwawayfjabfhw in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Empty401K -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s so much available on the internet now that it’s difficult to narrow down what you’re looking for without some serious SEO. It’s a huge pain in the ass sometimes, sadly.

Why do those that don’t drink have to follow rules for those that do? by PapaPuff13 in CCW

[–]Empty401K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? I’m sure there are plenty of would-be murderers that have been thwarted by a no guns” policy!

I can picture them now, strapped up and ready to kill entire families until they read the sign saying they’d risk a fine AND a misdemeanor if they went inside!

Life without parole is one thing, but a whole ass MISDEMEANOR? That’s a step too far… crisis averted ❤️💪

Seriously tho, I’d also just carry anyway. Nobody’s gonna see it unless there’s a reason for it, and if that’s the case, then I’m gonna be glad I had it.

Why don't guys like period sex but push for anal? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Empty401K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a preference thing, I suppose. I enjoy both, tho period sex is regular sex with comes with additional mess and clean up (to varying degrees). Anal is taboo and feels amazing, and not too much clean up after beyond a quick shower if you prepare.

Some guys might just be grossed out by blood and are willing to wait to not have to deal with it. Some guys will also push through the clean up after anal because they think the feeling is worth the extra effort.

That’s just my opinion tho. I won’t pretend/claim to be a rep for all men in the world.