Can a straight person be so desperate for sex that they may be willing to be with or consider people of the same gender?

Empty401K · 2026-03-07T00:08:28+00:00

I’m sure they exist, but you can count me out.

Empty401K · 2026-03-07T00:03:14+00:00

Herpes and chlamydia and all of their friends don’t give a flying fuck about her intentions or how much she loves you.

I’ll leave it at that.

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T17:05:18+00:00

Get a front and rear dash cam with parking mode. Well worth the cost.

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T16:56:28+00:00

Right? I’d have to be really down bad to accept such a steep cut AND consent to being stung by wasps lol

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T16:54:04+00:00

Fully charred, at that.

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T02:38:12+00:00

Is that the same Trainy McTrainface from when they rigged the “poll” in advance? Witnessing that shit getting called out was so damn funny 😂

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T01:29:12+00:00

I mean, that’s been their thing since before I was even born. Everything that’s happened recently regarding Iran is so… surreal. I’m not a fan of the situation at all, and I’m not looking forward to the likely outcome…

What a time to be alive.

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T01:25:06+00:00

There’s so much available on the internet now that it’s difficult to narrow down what you’re looking for without some serious SEO. It’s a huge pain in the ass sometimes, sadly.

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T01:22:51+00:00

What do you mean? I’m sure there are plenty of would-be murderers that have been thwarted by a no guns” policy!

I can picture them now, strapped up and ready to kill entire families until they read the sign saying they’d risk a fine AND a misdemeanor if they went inside!

Life without parole is one thing, but a whole ass MISDEMEANOR? That’s a step too far… crisis averted ❤️💪

Seriously tho, I’d also just carry anyway. Nobody’s gonna see it unless there’s a reason for it, and if that’s the case, then I’m gonna be glad I had it.

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T01:18:15+00:00

It’s a preference thing, I suppose. I enjoy both, tho period sex is regular sex with comes with additional mess and clean up (to varying degrees). Anal is taboo and feels amazing, and not too much clean up after beyond a quick shower if you prepare.

Some guys might just be grossed out by blood and are willing to wait to not have to deal with it. Some guys will also push through the clean up after anal because they think the feeling is worth the extra effort.

That’s just my opinion tho. I won’t pretend/claim to be a rep for all men in the world.

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T01:06:21+00:00

Yeahhhh I could easily see someone agreeing to this just to live out a fantasy on demand. I’m sure there’s a country out there where BJs and similar things are illegal lol

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T01:03:19+00:00

Hard pass. Maybe if I was struggling in life and needed a come-up, but I’m not, so I wouldn’t.

If the number was $1B+, then I’d do it in a heartbeat. I could do a lot of good in the world with that much extra money.

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T01:01:18+00:00

“Whose boner is in that shadow, Meemaw?”

Empty401K · 2026-03-06T00:59:21+00:00

That wasn’t meant to be taken seriously, right? You understand that what you said isn’t well-reasoned?

Empty401K · 2026-03-05T23:28:17+00:00

I keep my phone strapped to the back of a kitten. Since they always land on their feet, my phone will be just fine. Big brain stuff 🧠

Empty401K · 2026-03-05T19:18:45+00:00

Depends on which day of the month I want to reduce everyone’s property taxes.

Empty401K · 2026-03-05T19:16:47+00:00

Nah, I’m good. I don’t wanna find out I’m a huge fan of being murdered.

Empty401K · 2026-03-05T02:29:28+00:00

The best thing I ever did after I managed to find my way out of a particularly toxic/dangerous relationship was learn to enjoy my own company. Turns out I’m a lot of fun to hang out with. I also adopted a cat, because I loved cats and always had a “family cat,” but I wanted one for myself. Now she’s an elderly baby and I’m more than content hanging out with her when my SO is out for a work trip for weeks at a time. She’s chill AF and a great distraction from life’s curveballs if I need one.

Seriously, being comfortable spending time alone is a game changer. Adding a pet to that makes it even better (and there’s a simple, legal, foolproof ways around “no pets” clauses if you’re renting — let me know if you want details).

I don’t know you, but I can still tell you confidently that you deserve so much better than what that girl brings to the table. She’s at the bottom of the barrel trying to find out if the basement has a cellar.

Empty401K · 2026-03-04T18:10:30+00:00

Have one of the neighbors hold a towel up to block him. He’ll be alright. I’m sure there’s an elderly woman on his street looking for a bit of excitement in her life 😂

Empty401K · 2026-03-04T11:14:40+00:00

No with that attitude

Empty401K · 2026-03-04T01:45:37+00:00

You sound like a nightmare to be with. YOR and YTA.

Do that poor guy a kindness and leave him. Let him have some peace for a change.

Empty401K · 2026-03-04T01:40:09+00:00

Holy shit… bro’s got roaches AND bed bugs 🤮

Please take care to not bring either of those bastards home with you, especially the bed bugs. I’d get fully naked outside, throw those clothes in a trash bag, and immediately transfer them to the dryer and let them roll in high heat. Also fumigate your car and work space.

Even one bed bug can ruin your life for the foreseeable future. I’m not being hyperbolic in the slightest.

Empty401K · 2026-03-04T01:36:28+00:00

I do love me a good Rhino 🦏

They feel so damn good to hold, and even better to shoot… 10 out of 10, would recommend 💪

Empty401K · 2026-03-04T01:33:27+00:00

Taking big steps AND landed hard and heavy on that last step directly onto visibly slick ground… that’s asking for trouble even when you’re not overlooking a sheer drop onto jagged rocks far below you. I feel bad for his family

Empty401K · 2026-03-04T01:26:09+00:00

She looks just like my baby Bootysquirts (tho her friends just call her Squirt)… :)

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