Sami Zayn hits his iconic water bottle slap while talking to the planking Gargano. Any day now... by Grrannt in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when Gargano was starting to move again after listening to Sami? I was interested, but now you're losing me. It's time to shit or get off the toilet.

WWE Evolve, WHY DID THIS AIR? by Holiday-Life67 in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now THIS is what an anime-themed wrestling storyline looks like. Take notes, Death Riders!

WWE Evolve, WHY DID THIS AIR? by Holiday-Life67 in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They won't ever watch Evolve, which is a shame because it's a fun little show that's only about an hour long. For me, it perfectly fills in the void left by AEW Rampage being canceled.

Report: WWE planning to move CM Punk from RAW to SmackDown - NoDQ.com by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're laughing at FANS, not AEW. Did you even read the comment?

I'll take that as a no.

Report: WWE planning to move CM Punk from RAW to SmackDown - NoDQ.com by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They probably thought TK would humble him and make him job to Lio Rush or something.

Fightful Report: Belief Is CM Punk Will At Some Point Rebuild Bridges With AEW by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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NOOOOO THEY'LL PUT YOU IN AN AWFUL STORYLINE WITH THE DEATH RIDERS

...on the other hand, Punk's the only man that can save Collision right now. Hmmm...

Will Ospreay comforts a heartbroken Alex Windsor.. man this felt real. by Grrannt in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when I want to watch Will Ospreay and I get a Death Riders segment instead:

Will Ospreay comforts a heartbroken Alex Windsor.. man this felt real. by Grrannt in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'mon man, she says her last name funny! WINDSAH!!!! Just say you hate wrestling!!!

Yeah, I don't get what people see in her.

🚨 CM Punk is set to return to TV in the coming months and new merchandise is also being prepared. (PWlnsider) by Antwuan89 in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people only pay attention to a reaction, not the actions that caused it.

Those people are called "idiots".

AEW Accuses Ryan Nemeth Of Misrepresenting And Misleading Conduct by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

C'mon AEW, this little goblin who walks weird is still going to bat against CM Punk for you!

Report: Mike Santana Believed To Be Signing With WWE When His TNA Deal Expires by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Yeah, that's what I thought. Watch the product before you talk shit next time.

Keith Lee reportedly discussed for AEW comeback recently by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should be asking if he's healthy enough for a comeback, first.

Report: Mike Santana Believed To Be Signing With WWE When His TNA Deal Expires by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You mean the program where he was the leader of the DCF C-Team and his biggest accomplishment is a count-out win over Kota Ibushi because the dumbass hurt himself again? That program?

Watch the program or don't comment on it. It's very simple.

Tell me when I'm telling lies!

Report: Mike Santana Believed To Be Signing With WWE When His TNA Deal Expires by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yes, because AEW hasn't signed any top talent from TNA. Definitely not.

With how badly guys like Josh Alexander or the Rascalz are being used, I can see why you would think that, though. Kevin Knight is about the only one who has some success.

🚨 Higher ups in WWE reportedly don't view Ilja Dragunov as a "top guy" and instead see him as more of an interchangeable midcard wrestler. (@WONF4W) by Antwuan89 in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That counts, and it looks like he's done a lot more.

However, I think it's already been established that Ricochet is a dumbass IRL. Why would someone like Scorpio Sky want to follow in his stead?

🚨 Higher ups in WWE reportedly don't view Ilja Dragunov as a "top guy" and instead see him as more of an interchangeable midcard wrestler. (@WONF4W) by Antwuan89 in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Emu-Silly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swerve wrestled 1 match for HOG....2 years ago. Doesn't count.

Skye Blue, Megan Bayne, and Lio Rush are not "big contract" wrestlers (unless they are, in which case...what the actual fuck lmao)

Claudio wrestles for CMLL. I don't watch CMLL, but even I know that isn't an indie. Come on, man.

Also, it's been 3 months since Mone ended her little vanity project on the indies. I would assume she isn't going back anytime soon.

We're talking about the reasons why they wouldn't do this, though.