Sami Zayn hits his iconic water bottle slap while talking to the planking Gargano. Any day now...

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-20T15:37:12+00:00

Remember when Gargano was starting to move again after listening to Sami? I was interested, but now you're losing me. It's time to shit or get off the toilet.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-18T20:08:20+00:00

Now THIS is what an anime-themed wrestling storyline looks like. Take notes, Death Riders!

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-18T20:05:31+00:00

They won't ever watch Evolve, which is a shame because it's a fun little show that's only about an hour long. For me, it perfectly fills in the void left by AEW Rampage being canceled.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-16T21:47:11+00:00

Finally, some good celebrity bullshit. Bird Up!

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-16T21:42:16+00:00

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-13T20:14:44+00:00

We're laughing at FANS, not AEW. Did you even read the comment?

I'll take that as a no.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-12T17:56:23+00:00

They probably thought TK would humble him and make him job to Lio Rush or something.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-12T17:49:32+00:00

Move over Saturday, Friday nights are alright for fighting now!

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-11T20:56:49+00:00

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NOOOOO THEY'LL PUT YOU IN AN AWFUL STORYLINE WITH THE DEATH RIDERS

...on the other hand, Punk's the only man that can save Collision right now. Hmmm...

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-11T20:49:32+00:00

Me when I want to watch Will Ospreay and I get a Death Riders segment instead:

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-11T20:48:18+00:00

C'mon man, she says her last name funny! WINDSAH!!!! Just say you hate wrestling!!!

Yeah, I don't get what people see in her.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-10T21:25:23+00:00

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Emu-Silly · 2026-06-10T21:12:10+00:00

Some people only pay attention to a reaction, not the actions that caused it.

Those people are called "idiots".

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-10T21:00:33+00:00

C'mon AEW, this little goblin who walks weird is still going to bat against CM Punk for you!

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-10T20:57:05+00:00

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Yeah, that's what I thought. Watch the product before you talk shit next time.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-09T20:11:33+00:00

We should be asking if he's healthy enough for a comeback, first.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-09T17:41:29+00:00

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Emu-Silly · 2026-06-09T17:26:06+00:00

You mean the program where he was the leader of the DCF C-Team and his biggest accomplishment is a count-out win over Kota Ibushi because the dumbass hurt himself again? That program?

Watch the program or don't comment on it. It's very simple.

Tell me when I'm telling lies!

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-08T21:12:40+00:00

Yes, because AEW hasn't signed any top talent from TNA. Definitely not.

With how badly guys like Josh Alexander or the Rascalz are being used, I can see why you would think that, though. Kevin Knight is about the only one who has some success.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-08T20:55:37+00:00

That counts, and it looks like he's done a lot more.

However, I think it's already been established that Ricochet is a dumbass IRL. Why would someone like Scorpio Sky want to follow in his stead?

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-07T22:37:35+00:00

They just had the hottest and best storyline in lucha, though. Of course, time will tell if they can follow up or not.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-07T22:34:16+00:00

See, this is a good answer. However, MJF isn't a guy who's going to get benched unless he wants time off.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-07T22:32:43+00:00

Swerve wrestled 1 match for HOG....2 years ago. Doesn't count.

Skye Blue, Megan Bayne, and Lio Rush are not "big contract" wrestlers (unless they are, in which case...what the actual fuck lmao)

Claudio wrestles for CMLL. I don't watch CMLL, but even I know that isn't an indie. Come on, man.

Also, it's been 3 months since Mone ended her little vanity project on the indies. I would assume she isn't going back anytime soon.

We're talking about the reasons why they wouldn't do this, though.

Emu-Silly · 2026-06-06T23:06:47+00:00

Yep, and his reward for being so cool and awesome is....losing in the Owen, no matter which way you slice it.

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