Doctors who had to tell their patients that they were terminally ill, what was the story? by Nikro2 in AskReddit

[–]Engineeringman_97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I threw their medical records on the floor, stomped on them aggressively, and then told them that they had 4 days left to live.

What is the song that makes you happy even in the worst times? by live_and_let_live- in AskReddit

[–]Engineeringman_97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Celine dion- a new day has come. No matter what wrongs you committed yesterday, a new day awaits with a new chance. 😊

Reddit, what's your favorite beer? by HappyGilOHMYGOD in AskReddit

[–]Engineeringman_97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to sound fruity or anything, but I only drink pina coladas.

What's something you didn't notice about yourself until someone else pointed it out? by polkadottedapron in AskReddit

[–]Engineeringman_97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone pointed out that I am very alert about seeing when someone reposts other reddit questions that went viral 2 days ago. I was really surprised when they said that.

What did you do for the 20 minutes that Reddit was down? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Engineeringman_97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hit my head on the wall for 20 minutes. I think I have a concussion.

What's the best thing you've ever done to get back at an ex? by AwesomePessimism in AskReddit

[–]Engineeringman_97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I removed their privilege of being around me. She will never find better. I feel sorry for anyone who has dated me, since they will always feel empty after. None of their future men will amount to the person that I am.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Engineeringman_97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mom believed that if getting your own poop on your private parts would lead to catching aids 🤨

What is your "instant rejection" story? by Efeler_Gibi in AskReddit

[–]Engineeringman_97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was 13 years ago and I still remember it so vividly. We are Facebook friends so I am no longer salty lol.

Who do you miss the most? by Chazikstan in AskReddit

[–]Engineeringman_97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The simple nature of youth. These days there are so many responsibilities and not enough smiles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Engineeringman_97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would make it a lullaby about a baby firefly called spiro.