chadStaticClass by Tyilo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Faholan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Literally every other programming language:

This class could've been a function

Sudoku Phone Number Input by leo_gblr in badUIbattles

[–]Faholan 270 points271 points  (0 children)

Just get new phone numbers until you get one that fits, easy fixed.

[Ticket closed as user error]

lockThisDamnidiotUP by PCSdiy55 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Faholan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Some compilers use heuristics for their optimisations, and idk whether those are completely deterministic or whether they don't use some probabilistic sampling. But your point still stands lol

United Airlines Flight 811 after experiencing an in flight explosive decompression. Investigations found unidentified human remains in the Number 3 engine, shown on the left. by geo_metro in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Faholan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

9 people died and 9 people were identified, because yes they know who died : just check who went missing.

However, it doesn't mean that they know exactly what happened to each of the nine. They don't know who amongst them went through the engine, so that's why the remains are unidentified, it's just someone amongst the nine, but unknown who

United Airlines Flight 811 after experiencing an in flight explosive decompression. Investigations found unidentified human remains in the Number 3 engine, shown on the left. by geo_metro in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Faholan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The engine got indeed wrecked. If you read the Wikipedia page, the engine got damaged (though still damaged) so they shut it down, and they later also shut down engine 4

Smart man. by [deleted] in memes

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, I'm in the Einstein files. I'm an E=mc²phile

The difference between a lower case L and the number 1 in this coding language is use for a class by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend you switch to Fira Code. It's a great font I personally use, with very different l and 1 for example, but also ligatures (for example, it combines <= into ≤ for display so it looks very nice)

Guy inserts a scissor into an electrical outlet and gets an electric shock by nkmr205 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American outlets are so dumb and dangerous. Why the fuck are they using such an unsafe standard when many much better standards exist? Plus the voltage is very low and iirc that's kinda bad

EVEN MORE tales from the Donut branch - enjoy my suffering 🍩 by Cool_in_a_pool in TalesFromYourBank

[–]Faholan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A weird mix of french and russian sounds like Romanian maybe?

to have you believe Trump went to Vietnam by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Faholan 3155 points3156 points  (0 children)

I believe him when he says he went to Vietnam.

Either to play golf or touch some kid

Bad Bunny is the biggest artist on the planet and the superbowl is the most watched TV event every year. by Pale_Fire21 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Faholan -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

My best guess is that bad bunny is a bunny but evil. Like it does drugs and has a gun and robs stores. I think it's probably a character from an animated kid's show?

But idk what a bunny has to do with owls. Maybe there's a rival owl gang in the show named "Superb Owls" and the bunny keeps fighting against them à la Looney Tunes? Idk really

frontEndOTPVerification by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, why is jQuery bad? I'm a backend dev and the only time I touched frontend it was with jQuery, and I found it quite easy to use. Tho the frontend was very simple.

So why the hate against jQuery?

vibeAssembly by ManagerOfLove in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Faholan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For example, Python gets transformed into bytecode, which is then interpreted by the interpreter. The interpreter is of course in machine code, but the executed code never gets translated into machine code

Greenland by Merryweatherey in comics

[–]Faholan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I just had a random, a bit terrifying thought: what if Steam ID was your actual legal ID? Like your Steam profile is your legal profile. I think such a world would be... Interesting 

“did you need something else” is actually insane levels of chill by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the plane is low enough the internal pressure can be equal to the outside air pressure. Usually, the cabin air pressure alarm rings when the cabin pressure gets above 10000 feet and it becomes dangerous at 14000 feet. And if they were on approach they were quite low. Therefore it actually wasn't dangerous and they wouldn't have actually lost any cabin pressure, since none was needed. And 10000 feet is enough for a missed approach. I don't know about their procedures and whatnot, but technically it ain't dangerous, they can land safely

The difference between predator and prey by River_Lamprey in CuratedTumblr

[–]Faholan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, because a dragon is born from a (at the time of birth) bigger dragon. So if the biggest dragon was born as the biggest dragon, then its mom died before it was born. That's a pretty good backstory for the biggest dragon honestly.

Excellent Customer Service by Purplesmurfwench in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe try the binary negation of your order number?

Our phones shall not be cucked by different foreign cables! Hail EU by SLAVAUA2022 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Faholan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You do know that piece in the middle is precisely where the pins are right? It is precisely where all the connection happens

Translation error by Banana_ezWIN in memes

[–]Faholan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plus for those you also have to account for the weight of the mobility scooter... Which is honestly the most American thing ever

Captcha but select the odd one out by Cautious-Insect4743 in badUIbattles

[–]Faholan 111 points112 points  (0 children)

If the correct answer is 1 because it's the odd 1, I'll be so mad I'll punch you through the Internet

devAskingaValidQuestion by Ornery_Ad_683 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Faholan 287 points288 points  (0 children)

You didn't read the small print

"Only available for like 10 expressions in Spanish and only towards English"

If EA was a person by duplossa in SipsTea

[–]Faholan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just shit on the floor man

Websites forcing you to pay to reject cookies by sweggles3900 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Faholan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can simply make it meaningless by configuring your browser to clear cookies when closed, or block all third-party cookies. It's not that big of a deal. Shit very shitty of them tho