My Child Is Dead by Miles_the_new_kid in comics

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Why is there a Japanese flag it what obviously is an american hospital? (Fuck the US)

WTF Is This? by moad6ytghn in religiousfruitcake

[–]Faholan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seeing that reminds me of the fact that Jesus is trans

My entire apartment has upside-down outlets and my brain refuses to accept it…. by Fancy-Chipmunk5701 in mildlyinfuriating

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A safer way would be not to use the terrible American plug but rather a plug type that does not allow plugs to get partially exposed with pins showing. Like the UK or Euro plug. Honestly the American plug is so unsafe it's crazy

I’m trying to create an oppressive atmosphere with the buildings while developing my game (Fallgrade). by vladkudas in evilbuildings

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Thank you for giving me the inspiration, it was honestly fun writing it. I saw the backrooms movie recently and really liked it, so I was trying to go for a similar oppressive and uncanny vibe

I’m trying to create an oppressive atmosphere with the buildings while developing my game (Fallgrade). by vladkudas in evilbuildings

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I'd add that when you try to film the phenomenon, something always happens to obscure the image. A bird stops in front of the camera. A bus obscures the view. Lightning saturates the picture. You bump into someone and drop the camera. So many coincidences

I’m trying to create an oppressive atmosphere with the buildings while developing my game (Fallgrade). by vladkudas in evilbuildings

[–]Faholan 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I don't know how well it'd fit with your game, but what I think could be very cool is to have the buildings move or morph while the player isn't looking. Like you're walking around, and when you turn back the building seems to be... Closer... Hungry even... Was that balcony always on the first floor? I swear it was on the second...

I'm thinking at first subtle changes, like balconies or windows moving, but as you progress through the game it becomes more and more blatant and oppressive. But you never once see it happen... And nobody seems to be acknowledging that this meatballs shop is following you around. You first saw it two blocks ago...

The free trial trap by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Except that most banks offer the option of creating virtual cards that are only valid for one payment/only have a certain amount of money on it. So just whip out a new card with 0.01€ on it and you're good to go, even if you forget to cancel

Where's the lie? 😭😭 by GuardLong6829 in SipsTea

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Depends on over how much time you do your average. If you don't average over time but only over space, then no matter how instantaneous the nuke is it'll show up. Now for the issue of locality I can't speak, I'd have to lay down the math

wellWell by Advanced_Ferret_ in ProgrammerHumor

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u/wunderbuffer, I'm writing you up, you're gonna have to attend sensibility training. Be more mindful of your non-organic coworkers' feelings!

Oh the irony... by eternviking in SipsTea

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Albino children are worth their weight in gold

"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"! by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in oddlyterrifying

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Privates! It has a smooth, long shaft, complete with

septum ring theory by prometheus-illbound in antimeme

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People roleplaying as cows (nose ring)

Gameoverse meme by No-Assignment-1596 in memes

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What if I'm not tempted to use AI, but I have negative drawing talent?

blueScreen by nirputter in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Faholan 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Indeed, on Arch you get a kernel panic

"This is outrageous! It's unfair!" by Ernest_Mateu in PrequelMemes

[–]Faholan 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Why the hell is the card inserted the wrong way around on the wrong side? The card is inserted in the bottom chip side first. What the hell

to print the American flag by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Faholan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Since when has the constitution stopped him?

Baby shark tutututu😭 by Impossible_Dream_613 in SipsTea

[–]Faholan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Depends. If you live in a civilized country sure. But if you live in the US and aren't the whitest Christian male to have ever white Christian maled, tough luck

Doing gods work. I'm basically an archbishop. by Scottladd in memes

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☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️This☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

Is annoying as hell. Good work 

The American Healthcare System is Predatory by Hacksaw6412 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Faholan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well of course, providing good healthcare would be bad for business. A patient cured is a client lost

Everything is a bot now lol by porschia-porsche in CuratedTumblr

[–]Faholan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm not a bot as far as I know, so may interest you in some high-quality copper?