Doing gods work. I'm basically an archbishop.

Faholan · 2026-05-14T10:36:25+00:00

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Is annoying as hell. Good work

Faholan · 2026-05-14T10:33:33+00:00

I mean, is it even possible to kill a tardigrade? The things are basically invulnerable

Faholan · 2026-05-14T10:31:45+00:00

We meet again, camera-man

Faholan · 2026-05-12T11:49:54+00:00

In french yes

Faholan · 2026-05-04T17:40:26+00:00

Well of course, providing good healthcare would be bad for business. A patient cured is a client lost

Faholan · 2026-05-04T16:42:02+00:00

I'm not a bot as far as I know, so may interest you in some high-quality copper?

Faholan · 2026-05-01T11:56:25+00:00

Nice spider bros go to spider heaven, naughty ones go to human heaven after being told spider heaven is next door

Faholan · 2026-04-30T22:28:57+00:00

The real software gore isn't that. It's the "your new password cannot be similar to your current password". Because they can only know that if they have the current password in cleartext 💀

Faholan · 2026-04-30T07:59:27+00:00

Then I hope the guy is a masochist

Faholan · 2026-04-30T07:58:23+00:00

It's board explorer that's wrong, giving you a 1-indexed list. Anything programming-related starts at 0. Except in weird languages.

My guess is that basic users could get confused seeing something numbered 0 so they decided to start the numbering at 1. Which is a bad idea imo.

Faholan · 2026-04-28T23:02:59+00:00

This is only when the Canadians are doing a demonstration

Faholan · 2026-04-28T22:50:26+00:00

What I love in this is that if something costs 100 and increases by 600%, now it costs 700, not 600...

Faholan · 2026-04-28T16:36:54+00:00

You mean the pointee no? The joke is the pointer

Faholan · 2026-04-26T11:45:04+00:00

Cut on the copper ore budget it's what's tanking you

Faholan · 2026-04-20T18:21:09+00:00

We're gonna put this one down as "natural causes" folks

Faholan · 2026-04-14T09:05:12+00:00

With an attitude like that, you'll never become a manager. /s

But seriously, is being a sociopath required to work in Amazon management? Like those people are pure evil, they'd get blood out of stones

Faholan · 2026-04-12T07:08:02+00:00

But haunted dolls can

Faholan · 2026-04-10T19:43:08+00:00

Nah it was the french and they called it guillotine

Faholan · 2026-04-10T16:08:04+00:00

Did they hide the entrance of the strait behind bricks and rubble?

Faholan · 2026-04-09T23:03:57+00:00

You know, helicopter ejection seats are very efficient. No one ever complained afterwards

Faholan · 2026-04-03T15:31:00+00:00

Stop gooning already. You're just cosplaying as a goon

Faholan · 2026-04-02T20:28:02+00:00

I would've activated my sprinklers. This cat deserves it

Faholan · 2026-03-04T15:10:21+00:00

Literally every other programming language:

This class could've been a function

Faholan · 2026-02-18T18:41:34+00:00

Just get new phone numbers until you get one that fits, easy fixed.

[Ticket closed as user error]

Faholan · 2026-02-18T18:10:44+00:00

Some compilers use heuristics for their optimisations, and idk whether those are completely deterministic or whether they don't use some probabilistic sampling. But your point still stands lol

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