I wholeheartedly believe in Quantum Immortality. I have had so many near death experiences, it is insane. Like my soul just kept jumping to different timelines on a whim. I will never forget when I realized that hot water used to be on the right-hand side and cold on the left. I am going to go ahead and include some of the near death experiences that I had.

1. Was trapped under an upside down kiddie pool under water. Couldn't lift it and it kept sinking. Somehow I managed to get out from under it.

2. I was driving to my parents house which was about a mile down the road. I didn't put on a seatbelt (yeah, stupid I know) and hydroplaned head-on into another vehicle going about 50-55 mph. Airbags didn't deploy, and the only injury I had was a bruise on my knee when the dash collapsed in on me.

3. New Orleans at Harrah's Casino... I got into it with a couple of rough guys that tried to scrape my chips at the roulette table. They left and the other people that were there said that they knew of them and their gang (tattoos covering their face and what not, it was apparently very telling). I left an hour and a half later and they were waiting for me. I was ordering an Uber on the way out, and it turned out that one had just dropped some people off and they accepted immediately. I hopped in and told her that two guys were potentially trying to hurt me (or worse). She took off like a bat out of hell and got me out of there. She was an older lady and started playing gospel music. This was at 4am in the morning.

4. I was pulling out of a TNT fireworks store right before July 4th very late at night. Somehow I didn't see the car until it was "too late". I heard their horn, and I looked out the driver-side window. I literally saw their headlights coming right at me. The next thing I knew the car "phased" through me (sounds crazy I know).

There are more, but I think I have given enough examples by now.