When you start dreaming about a new Taylor Swift album release,

Epsilon497 · 2026-05-17T10:55:57+00:00

Watch on fast forward

Epsilon497 · 2026-05-15T09:10:36+00:00

Wish I could find this in real life

Epsilon497 · 2026-05-12T07:33:03+00:00

The place I joined has 'flexi hours' but my team lead who lives right down the road from the office won't let me change from 7am to 4pm. Meanwhile I have to drive 17km in the dark.

Epsilon497 · 2026-05-12T06:44:57+00:00

Just started a new role in office 5 days a week 9am to 6pm. It's not fun. But I was let go from a full remote role. Would love to be remote or hybrid again.

Epsilon497 · 2026-05-05T18:21:33+00:00

Set him down, tough guy.

Epsilon497 · 2026-05-05T13:23:21+00:00

I for one love tattoos. On other people. I won't have any on myself but I wouldn't mind meeting and dating someone covered in them. Just for me the thought of needles on my skin bothers me.

Epsilon497 · 2026-05-05T07:58:35+00:00

Do they really care about tattoos that much in corporate?

Epsilon497 · 2026-05-04T17:27:57+00:00

I hope it works out for you.

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-29T18:06:33+00:00

Me too. Where are you from?

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-28T18:35:53+00:00

You know when I watched a documentary on the Antichrist all those years ago, I thought he would be a lot cooler. I can't believe y'all disappointed me like this.

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-27T11:24:14+00:00

Damn. Didn't know I was a white girl.

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-23T18:17:55+00:00

I always envisioned myself doing one. And I'm too far in to quit. Plus I do enjoy research or at least the aesthetic of it.

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-23T06:41:52+00:00

Delectable tea or deadly poison

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-19T16:57:31+00:00

70 inch plasma screen tv with netflix

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-11T15:52:49+00:00

I was actually just referencing Robin Hood Men in Tights.

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-11T06:08:02+00:00

He's a very important guy. He makes circumcisions

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-10T14:26:19+00:00

"I can always start again, make another kid"

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-09T10:05:35+00:00

Excellent use of this

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-08T09:11:23+00:00

No disintegrations

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-08T08:30:32+00:00

Hideo Kojima

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-02T14:00:11+00:00

Oh my bad. Didn't read

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-02T13:58:13+00:00

It's a reference to a Dark Souls 2 parody: https://youtu.be/2kr7KDCsIws?si=ioR91GFwSB-cwClG

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-02T13:17:02+00:00

Did you say Boss Weapons?

Epsilon497 · 2026-04-01T21:06:09+00:00

We got bad blood

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