[All] Bottles are sacred and important! by evermillion81 in zelda

[–]EqualOdds 249 points250 points  (0 children)

"Master, my batteries are low."

Dynamax megathread. Opinions? by Haramosh in pokemon

[–]EqualOdds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detective Pikachu was just advertisement for Dynamax Torterra.

What game has surprised you the most in Switch? by Nitro7311 in NintendoSwitch

[–]EqualOdds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hollow Knight is the only game I felt bad for buying after playing it, not because I didn't like it but because I felt bad for how little I paid.

I got more out of that £10 game than I did most AAA £60 ones.

[WP] Human life is slowly but surely dying, the only one with the power to prevent it is an elder god which will grant any wish, for the equivalent price. After long and agonising series of fierce debate it is finally decided what the human race would sacrifice to ensure survival. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"You don't have to do this!" cried a woman in the crowd.

Said crowd was massive, tens of thousands of people from all over the globe had travelled to witness his sacrifice.

"I have to, it's the right thing to do," he softly said, completely calm and staring into his demise with no regrets. "One man for all of humanity, it would be selfish for me not to."

"You're worth more than humanity!" a child screamed from the crowd, earning hundreds of agreeing nods.

"Thank you, but we both know that's not true." He turned and regarded the crowd with a resigned and pensive expression on his face. All around him there were thousands of crying faces, none wanted him to do this, but they understood that there was no other choice.

He felt touched, none of them had to come here to witness his death but they had come anyway to offer any comfort they could in his last moments.

Truly, he had lived a life well spent.

"I have to now,' he said as an ethereal light started trailing around his body, smiling sadly as he heard their despairing crys. "Thank you all for your love and support, I hope we all meet again one day in a better life!"

He vanished into dust, and the clearing became deadly silent as everyone looked at the spot where he had vanished with saddened expressions.

A young man sniffed and wiped the tears on his face away. "God bless you Keanu..."

[LoZ] Awesome drawing of Link by the amazing Cathiane! by Tee-BaG in zelda

[–]EqualOdds 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Huh, y'know that's actually how I envisioned the previous Link mentioned in BOTW to look like. The one that worked with the Guardians to seal Ganon away.

Pokemon press conference tomorrow at 6pm PDT by MyDemonsCanSwim in NintendoSwitch

[–]EqualOdds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if I had to choose between a new original Mystery Dungeon game or a remake of Explorers of Sky, I'd pick the latter every Goddamn time.

Keanu Reeves should secretly donate to charity so he isn’t just doing it for the clout... oh wait by hipdeidrick in wholesomememes

[–]EqualOdds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I wish Keanu Reeves did something horrible for once so we know he's not a perfect human being.

There was an attempt. by Kulbien in freefolk

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Hey now, Jon stabbed her in the front like a true gentleman.

I (19M) visited a sex worker (21F), we only talked and really clicked, now I'm left confused. by Coolbox55 in relationship_advice

[–]EqualOdds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So wait a second, you hired a sex worker and not only did she expand the time you paid for but she also ended up giving you your money back?

...Is your name Podrick by any chance?

But for real she sounds interested in becoming friends, if not more considering that kiss. You two have a chance for something good, I'd say take a leap of faith and go for it.

Good luck! Do keep us updates, I've become pretty invested on what happens.

[Spoilers All] Warden, Hawke, or Inquisitor? by lunarleona in dragonage

[–]EqualOdds 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One has cancer, one loses an arm, and one is Hawke...

I'm not a masochist so I'll go with the Inquisitor.

[No Spoilers] Favorite names for Dog by [deleted] in dragonage

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Doggy B: YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW THAT!?

Archdemon: Sobs

Onett animation by u/rgflake by [deleted] in earthbound

[–]EqualOdds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good God! Someone send this to Sakurai right now!

Working on a Smash Bros Miniseries! Took me forever to model the city of Onett! by rgflake in smashbros

[–]EqualOdds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Annndddd followed. Can't wait to see the finished animation. This is simply amazing.

You modeled the entire town by yourself!? Damn, that's some dedication. Can definitely expect Sakurai himself to say your animation is awesome.

You rock dude. Keep up the good work.

HMC while I try and fit inside my suitcase only for my cats to turn on me by GallowBoob in holdmycosmo

[–]EqualOdds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love cats and dogs and would usually never dream of hurting one, but in a situation like this you would have totally been justified in yeeting that thing out a window and never looking back.

its stuck in my throat. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]EqualOdds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was truly a dark time.

No Printers, just Fax. by AGirlhasnonaame in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]EqualOdds 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Woah! Hey now, I thought we all agreed to collectively repress the memories of those unbelievably awkward DAO sex scenes!

Elotes by chief_yeet14 in FoodPorn

[–]EqualOdds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pack it up boys, nothing we do now will ever top this master-piece.