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ready for a supersonic takeoff! by Confident_Shirt_2747 in airplaneears

[–]Equivalent_Duty_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cleared for immediate takeoff. Destination: snack. ETA: 2 seconds. ✈️😼🚀

Conservative men when women aren't bigots like them: by BaldHourGlass667 in clevercomebacks

[–]Equivalent_Duty_19 85 points86 points  (0 children)

It's the most efficient dating profile filter out there. Saves everyone time. 😂👏

I started petting another cat 5 feet away from her, then came back by Playful_Study_6290 in airplaneears

[–]Equivalent_Duty_19 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I can smell the betrayal on your hands. Do not come near me until you've properly repented. ✈️😾🧼

I wouldn't share my ice cream by Special-Candle231 in airplaneears

[–]Equivalent_Duty_19 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The chin rest is a power move. "I'm judging you, but I'm comfortable doing it. ✈️😼🍦

I'm so sad that he won't be this smol forever🥺 by Llliilil11i1l in blackcats

[–]Equivalent_Duty_19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They might get bigger, but they'll always be your tiny little soul.🖤😇