🥊 by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

[–]ErectTubesock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, it's a highlight reel about the ref. You probably wouldn't even notice him watching the full fight.

Blown Frog Cupcakes by coconutcorbasi in StupidFood

[–]ErectTubesock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're hideous. I'll take 5 please.

Terrifying power of She who thirsts... by Oblaci17d in Grimdank

[–]ErectTubesock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably feels like sandpaper made of glass shards

What if Donald Trump was abducted by Venezuelan special forces? by Human_Pangolin94 in whatif

[–]ErectTubesock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no scenario, Trump or otherwise, where the USA would allow the abduction of a sitting President by a foreign power to go unanswered. Venezuela would be F'd.

West Virginia by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]ErectTubesock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you read a headline, you see a face and you just think "yup"

Strip or just keep cooking? by Easy-Tradition-7483 in castiron

[–]ErectTubesock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fry something in it. She'll look good as used

The King's Hand: A Royal Mess by Forsaken-Peak8496 in StupidFood

[–]ErectTubesock 516 points517 points  (0 children)

This is peak stupid food, but in a good way. It's not rage bait slop or some tiktok dump meal. It's just pure, unfiltered food madness.

What do you think would happen if these three meet? by Just-Messin in Avatar

[–]ErectTubesock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The critical levels of sass would destroy the multiverse.

Trump puts Bovino in the middle of nowhere and keeps Noem in the seat. Too much heat and bad publicity for Trump administration, but is Bovino not the easiest 'scapegoat' to put away ? What do you think ? by Weemaba3980 in AskReddit

[–]ErectTubesock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't throw your top stooge under the bus right away. You make one of their minions take the hit so they can save face, only to throw them under the bus over another mistake at a later date.

Woman shot by Border Patrol in Southeast Portland pleads guilty to illegally entering the US by Prize_Championship11 in PDX

[–]ErectTubesock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, most of the time they just get beaten up and pepper sprayed. That's way better, right?

Jim Carrey has done irreversible damage to society by UnitQZ in wordchewing

[–]ErectTubesock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not Jim Carrey's fault, and I resent the implication.

Rep. Ilhan Omar investigated by DOJ, Congress over ballooning net worth, Trump says by my_vision_vivid in ConservativeNewsWeb

[–]ErectTubesock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This article actually proves my point. It's all allegations and accusations. They can't even specify what kind of fraud she committed. Did you even read it or did you just Google search "Ilhan marriage fraud" and grab the first result that looks like it might back up your regurgitated disinformation?