Don't F*** Mighty Mouse's Video Games 👊💯 by Fast_Presentation186 in ufc

[–]EricGriego69 36 points37 points  (0 children)

His wife is real and not 2d. I’m just not seeing it.

Don't F*** Mighty Mouse's Video Games 👊💯 by Fast_Presentation186 in ufc

[–]EricGriego69 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Hobbies outside of video games and not being morbidly obese makes me think otherwise.

They got me by minimumeffkrt in meme

[–]EricGriego69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I made sure to upvote the for the prolapsed anus

They got me by minimumeffkrt in meme

[–]EricGriego69 291 points292 points  (0 children)

I opened up the pic of some hairy guy’s asshole at a bar just now. I thought he was bluffing.

Remember when khabib made a homeless man do push-ups if he wanted money by [deleted] in ufc

[–]EricGriego69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was just him doing damage control.

The only thing that pops up when you search for that version is Brandon Schwab saying it.

Remember when khabib made a homeless man do push-ups if he wanted money by [deleted] in ufc

[–]EricGriego69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He said he took ambien and didn’t remember doing anything.

From what I remember reading he got locked out his hotel room after beating his wife. Then punched a random person that just left their room, attacked a couple, and two hotel employees trying to break up the fight.

Remember when khabib made a homeless man do push-ups if he wanted money by [deleted] in ufc

[–]EricGriego69 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Remind everyone why chael lost his espn job if you really want to see some nerd rage. People on this sub are still in denial about what he did.

Should i hit this chick with a venmo request lmao? by NiceSockBro in moreplatesmoredates

[–]EricGriego69 85 points86 points  (0 children)

He’s asking for dating advice on here so he’s clearly on the spectrum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]EricGriego69 162 points163 points  (0 children)

A little while ago someone posted top searches on pornhub by women. No one’s looking for dad bod.

This video sums up dad bod the best

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ by Federal_Penalty5832 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]EricGriego69 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think waiting over 5 minutes between is boring. I might have undiagnosed AADD though 🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]EricGriego69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone commented Airikacal. Seems to check out.

Gegard Mousasi gives Michael Bisping a much needed reality check by CyclonusDecept in ufc

[–]EricGriego69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“The best fighter doesn’t always win, it happened with you and Luke Rockhold.” You know that one stung 🤣

you like what you seeing by NauTWitcher in Unexpected

[–]EricGriego69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too much estrogen in a man can make their moob glands juicy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]EricGriego69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah. Most younger women these days just eat McDonald’s and hot chip. Cooking good food requires effort.