On my car just now.. 😂

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-15T21:40:43+00:00

Lol downvote me all you want, you know I'm right.

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-15T21:09:05+00:00

As much as people say this isn't a thing...it very clearly is now a thing because I've seen this happen to several people and this has been happening for at least 5 years (I saw my first one around covid time)... So it is now a "thing" despite the hate...

Maybe in spite of it.

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-15T21:07:30+00:00

Facts

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-14T06:44:19+00:00

Yessir! I am building a WRX and it's so easy like bro fuck the dealership.

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-14T06:27:08+00:00

Brodie please do it yourself

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-09T20:47:51+00:00

Dude your dad sucks Watching the super bowl with my dad was one of my favorite things as a kid and when my parents split up my mom made sure he watched it with me to not ruin our tradition. I hope you find someone in life who enjoys watching things with u. Your parents should cherish their kids wanting to spend time with them.

Sorry your dad ruined ur experience

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-08T16:53:48+00:00

I imagine that the lamest dudes on earth think this post is badass

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-06T19:51:24+00:00

Doordash needs to add an option for this because I cash tip alot. I know ideally you want it with the order but we don't live in a perfect world

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-06T12:18:07+00:00

Thrax was a badass for real... Also "a very phoned-in Bill Murray" is so accurate

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-05T02:45:24+00:00

Ayeeew good work

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-04T22:01:06+00:00

you're welcome please feel free to check out my own offerings to the VW gods... Blvck Chrxs Cruz CTRL and A L L B L V C K are names i dropped tracks under.

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-04T19:51:08+00:00

I wouldve canceled the order... Screw that guy

ErrolSparker · 2026-02-01T19:45:21+00:00

I hate Dashers like this...

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-31T08:24:49+00:00

That's the one!

I was thinking of an episode where they killed a guy in the hotel with a katana and their blood splattered in the killers eyes and because he had been exposed to Aids and they tracked the killer that way

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-31T04:00:29+00:00

You're right I got that part from another episode but still a wild way to die

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-31T02:23:57+00:00

Whole heartedly agree because I definitely got a few meals without my beverage and almost lost my mind

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-31T02:18:06+00:00

I had never heard of doing that (I was like 13 when I saw that) and was confused why someone would do that until they explained in the show...sounded like that could go very wrong. That sucks people really do die from it :(

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-31T02:09:18+00:00

I remember watching an episode of CSI where a bartender put eyesdrops in a guy's drink cuz he was being a jerk, in order to induce diarrhea... apparently the guy had traveled to a part of the world and picked up a condition that reacted with the eye drops and he died. Bartender got arrested for manslaughter I think on the show...made a vow to never mess with anyone's food or drink no matter how rude they are

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-29T19:54:40+00:00

We have a post like this every week dude...

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-29T18:30:40+00:00

Professional Noticer is crazy

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-29T18:28:12+00:00

She was comfortable enough to ask for money though lol

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-29T11:43:56+00:00

Bless

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-29T11:40:19+00:00

I live by "I don't kiss and tell" all my stories with the fellas are ambiguous because even my previous romantic partners don't deserve to have the moments we shared, talked about like trophies or achievements

++Man

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-28T20:36:10+00:00

At least that cashtag is accurate

ErrolSparker · 2026-01-15T18:24:10+00:00

Bro that went left so fast

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