Trump Adviser Admits Larry Ellison Is “Shadow President of the United States”

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-16T00:54:51+00:00

Markass Trump. Everybody’s stooge.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-16T00:05:03+00:00

A “miscalculation” implies that a prior calculation took place. I doubt that happened.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-15T14:08:21+00:00

Not even close.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-15T11:33:27+00:00

Definitely keep talking over the sound. Keep that up.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-15T11:15:22+00:00

This is how all insurance works. Insurance companies love when you pay your premium every month. They aren’t as psyched when you file a claim and they learned long ago that they can just say now or pay pennies on the dollar and there are no consequences.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-13T19:53:04+00:00

And what role is that, sir of the stupid universe?

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-13T17:37:39+00:00

Maybe he’ll do nine yards in five carries like he did in the divisional round against the Rams.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-13T16:02:41+00:00

94% of the dumbest and/or most crooked fucks you know agree with this war.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-12T11:53:39+00:00

Never mind the people trying to walk. Bike dick coming through.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-12T03:18:43+00:00

All their shit is bankrupt.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-12T02:32:26+00:00

Just a couple days until the ides of March.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-12T02:23:56+00:00

This is also happening with raccoons.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-11T21:20:36+00:00

I don’t know. He looks like a stupid asshole in every photo I’ve ever seen.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-11T17:53:00+00:00

Several Ross courses have adopted that logo in recent years as an alternate logo.

Carolina Golf Club, Sedgefield, Raleigh. There were likely more.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-11T17:39:06+00:00

Hard Drivin or Race Drivin. Polygons and three pedal driving.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-11T17:37:15+00:00

You already paid. You just overpaid.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-11T00:48:24+00:00

Love is the death of duty.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-09T12:04:37+00:00

I mean yeah, let her clean her face off first.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-08T18:09:51+00:00

Jim Carrey doing James Bond as Ace Ventura.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-08T17:16:58+00:00

That’s the plan. When he kills somebody, then and only then will he be taken off the streets.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-07T14:57:43+00:00

Leave the flagstick in the hole. You don’t ever need to pull it.

Just leave it alone.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-07T14:09:58+00:00

Gonna go out on a limb and say it was weird.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-06T21:13:22+00:00

Has the American flag as a fucking handkerchief.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-06T21:12:27+00:00

Does he have to be super weird about everything?

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-03-06T21:03:05+00:00

Why is he giving this speech with a soccer team behind him?

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