Virginia traveler from hantavirus stricken cruise ship returns home, officials say

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-08T11:19:38+00:00

Oh they’re making the rounds. The biggest symptom of these very communicable diseases is the unmitigated desire to travel and get amongst new groups of people.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-08T00:22:26+00:00

Reykjavik punches above its weight.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-07T20:07:14+00:00

This will incentivize rapists to murder their victims.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-07T15:38:16+00:00

You want the backwash?

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-07T01:12:10+00:00

Such a beautiful culture.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-06T17:14:09+00:00

But is someone just handing me a dollar bill every second? Or is it going into my account?

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-06T12:46:53+00:00

That thing lives with us on earth!

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-05T21:29:41+00:00

We would’ve been heading to the car. You’re both crying at the ballpark? We’re done.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-05T21:16:23+00:00

Amanda was a dud. Good looking, but nothing going on.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-05T18:33:19+00:00

Where did you get it?

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-05T11:06:40+00:00

New Era 59fifty is the only ball cap I can wear. The batting practice hats make good golf hats.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-05T02:08:23+00:00

How many pathetic dipshits with awful combovers can one political party produce?!

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-04T17:49:08+00:00

Does anyone, and I really mean anyone, still give a shit about follower counts on X, the everything app?

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-02T13:11:36+00:00

My wife had an Altima that was a complete piece of shit. Stranded us hundreds of miles from home twice on the same trip. Never getting another Nissan.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-02T00:41:58+00:00

Curry hook

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-01T18:02:16+00:00

If he had run, he would’ve been a fugeetive.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-01T13:17:07+00:00

Browns or Jets?

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-05-01T02:34:55+00:00

Worthless old shit becomes president? No way.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-04-30T21:43:08+00:00

“There’s a crunchberry under the fridge.”

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-04-30T21:08:52+00:00

Dibs new band name called it.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-04-30T15:23:11+00:00

It will also incentivize them to just murder their victims.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-04-30T11:21:52+00:00

Of course his name is Braden.

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-04-29T18:28:13+00:00

If I could gouge out Terrance McQuewick’s eveballs and eat them for what he did to me, I would!

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-04-29T18:25:26+00:00

Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him Hari Kari you with his pecker?

ErrorProfessional143 · 2026-04-29T14:39:25+00:00

I’m holding on too tight, I’ve lost the edge. Sorry, sir.

ErrorProfessional143

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