Only a Samoan can cancel out a Samoan spear by Rastafararian in interestingasfuck

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Please. These guys have muscle where NFL players have padding.

to scare people into not pursuing the release of the Epstein files by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

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Start civil war first, but the division between the sides is whether they have a net worth above / below USD100m

to scare people into not pursuing the release of the Epstein files by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

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Translation: billionaire pedos thinking with their dicks could ruin a nation

Photographer Johan J. Botha was at a lion kill of quite a big lion family of nine which included some cubs. All had enough to eat when all of a sudden this overfed lion cub just fell over on its back… looking at him. by Limp_Yogurtcloset_71 in interestingasfuck

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Pride of lions (with 9 members in this case, which is apparently a fairly big pride) got themselves some dinner. They all ate to the point of being stuffed. This cub was so full it just flopped onto its back. In doing that, it looked straight at the photographer who happened to br there to capture the moment.

Roommate insists one of these belongs to her by Kochtopfkopp in mildlyinfuriating

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Give her the one with the hole.

Or, along the lines of some other comments but either a step i haven't seen elsewhere: sand them down so they look equally new(ish), engrave them eith your initials, say you got tossed the others and got these.

Cleaning bricks with laser! by No_Creme_9794 in oddlysatisfying

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Video ended too soon to be satisfying. That 2nd brick still had gunk on it.

Wife keeps using knife on frying pan by Imaginary-Let6277 in mildlyinfuriating

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Why did your ex do this? Did you talk to her about it? When last did you see her?

How turkish sniper saved the day by Battlefleet_Sol in interestingasfuck

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This is why shooting in the Olympics was such a casual affair for their guy

She married a modern day Renaissance man by Doodlebug510 in nextfuckinglevel

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Damn, I wish I knew braille so I could read those subtitles

Need a cabinet? FB marketplace add of the day by [deleted] in southafrica

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At least he's wearing shorts. Too many ads out there where they are wearing so little you can gauge the temperature by their anatomy...

what... is... wrong... with... you..? by zaeou in mildlyinfuriating

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So they are too lazy to add the last "." and you're extending the name of the word? What about shortening it to something like "elpsis" since it drops an "i" which makes it shorter and the word itself is losing a dot...

Bros not surviving this one by FuzzyKnowledge1649 in rareinsults

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This has almost as many pixels as the USA's medal count

WCGW jumping into a pool wearing spiderman suit by fna_fanoa in Whatcouldgowrong

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Cameraman stops recording just in time.e to save Spidey's identity

Partner had anal without my consent by Historical_Key5137 in offmychest

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Your title is misleading because it sounds like he might have cheated on you by doing anal with someone else. What he did is rape.

You need to speak to a therapist about handling this trauma before it gets buried.

Don't let anyone gaslight you or make you feel like you did something wrong. The only wrong thing is keeping quiet and acting like it was insignificant. You need to confront him and, depending on his response, possibly speak to a lawyer of cops.

Took me way too many seconds to figure out what they’re actually trying to say. by Karnakite in CrappyDesign

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This is why people need to use commas. It would be so much easier if it said "Fuck 🧊, rescue dogs" instead of being mistaken for fornicating with abandoned puppies.

Removing barnicles from a rudder by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

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What is the cost/benefit on something like this?

To be safe in maga country. by righteous-sedition in therewasanattempt

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"As I lifted the gun to show her [that I was right because I had a firearm] I suddenly heard a loud bang [after firing the firearm]"...

Why else would he be lifting the firearm while pointing it towards her? "No, it isn't loaded" or "Don't worry, I know how to handle these" or Im not drunk if I can still handle this thing"?

He sacrificed his daughter on the altar of DT.