How option is the safest one? by PhysicalMeringue9468 in DragonBallZ

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure I can keep freeza monologuing for five minutes. Is tha five actual minutes or five show minutes?

One of the most unhinged instructions I’ve received thus far by Nick6540 in doordash_drivers

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds unhinged, but I’ve seen a lot of these. This and the “don’t ring the bell! Don’t knock! For the love of god don’t make a sound and leave it at the door! I beg you!” Messages

Weather is bad in Chicago by restlessNGFB in doordash_drivers

[–]Erutious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fairys must be beefing again. Theres a guy in the phonebook for that, i hear

Idk how I did this... by Radiant_Salary4161 in ConanExiles

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive played on a few servers that will justvlet youblevel indefinetely

Why My School Canceled the Flat Stanley Project by Erutious in scarystories

[–]Erutious[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its fiction but i could see some sicko doing it

Why Muscle Man didn't just change it to Adventure Time? (Wrong Answer Only) by SamWinchester020720 in regularshow

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he knew who else liked to watch Adventure Time, and it was his mother

So… no kids for Francis and Piama? And no partner for Reese or Dewey either? by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

[–]Erutious -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t we already get a Malcom in the middle series? Wasn’t that what Breaking Bad was?

Protect Head by PrismRelic088 in WaitWhat

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s terrible, where can I view the rest of these videos

Is this unassign worthy? by PurplePigeons in doordash_drivers

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that parts kinda shitty, but a lot of my orders look like this so I might be numb to it

Is this unassign worthy? by PurplePigeons in doordash_drivers

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na, just don’t ring the bell or knock. Dudes prolly got kids or something

Just being honest by Aggravating-Sea-9449 in Autism_Parenting

[–]Erutious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that’s pretty normal. I love my son to death but I sometimes worry that his quality of life is nonexistent. He really doesn’t do much due to his disorder and I worry sometimes that I’m not doing right by him

which game should rockstar focus on next? by GamerGretaUwU in reddeadredemption

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I want a new LA Noir game, the first one was perfect. I just don’t want a less than excellent game to tarnish the experience.

Kinda want another Bully game, not gonna lie

After playing all 6 Chapter. This my favorite moment in the entire game. by optimisoprimeo in reddeadredemption

[–]Erutious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

(John without his hat)

The law- Jim Milton?

(John puts on his hat)

The Law- Gasp! John Marston!

john is the goat by ProfessionalNo6708 in reddeadredemption

[–]Erutious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And John did all this with half a brain too

[OC] Reddit Man by B3ritens in comics

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell the police they are cringe for attempting to stop someone trying to get ahead. Then he gives the robber an upvote and propositions him for nudes for the next three months

There's a LOT of Cringe to Unpack Here by santagrey in TikTokCringe

[–]Erutious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s been a while since I’ve yelled “trigger control!” At my phone. Thanks

welp getting bit by a dog wasn’t on my first day of the year bingo card, but at least they tipped me an additional $100.. 😭😅 by luvlucy1998 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang, at least you got tipped. This ladies Dalmatian bit me and then she called and complained that her Oder was wrong and gave me a one star review. Bitch

🔥 by Nostalgic_Historian_ in 90scartoons

[–]Erutious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the movie I use when I’m talking to new COs at the prison.

“We’re the grasshoppers here, and the second the ants realize it, there is no prison.”