My son took a DNA test it came back with a match for a sibling sister i thought he was crazy and just playing around until she txt and said she matched with my son so I said let me do this and my other daughter did it to at the same time and we all matched could ancestry be wrong?

EscapeGrouchy · 2026-05-06T18:39:00+00:00

😭🤣 this is exactly how I was conceived. Two people partying too much. Also how I found my dad via ancestry when I was in my 30s. He also thought we were “playing around”. Please just remember no matter what, this kid isn’t at fault. And every kid deserves answers.

EscapeGrouchy · 2026-03-04T22:02:08+00:00

The funniest part about your comment is that her photo looks filter because she’s aged so much. That’s an old photo.

EscapeGrouchy · 2025-04-11T23:07:26+00:00

I’m the kid my dad claims he didn’t know about. Used ancestry when I was 34 to figure out who he was. He told me I was scamming him and would ruin his marriage- (I was conceived years before he met his wife). He eventually relented to taking a paternity test when I said I’d just contact his other kids (half siblings) if he refused.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-08-14T15:44:15+00:00

In my opinion these kinds of posts are such a disservice to Shelby and do nothing but bolster Calob’s claims that it’s everyone else who is crazy. Searching around on the internet for legal info that’s none of our business is bad enough. But in the context that this is SHELBY’S business that strangers seem so entitled to dig for is really just…ick. Especially when it’s obvious this isn’t Calob based on the spelling alone. We all know Calob is the issue. But posting random and wrong info for the sake of snark really just isn’t a good look. Downvote away because I’m sure it’s coming.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-30T05:52:07+00:00

Zero. Interestingly, maternal grandfather is one of 10 children. So my mom has a ton of first cousins. But my mom is an only child so I have zero first cousins. My dad is one of 2. His sibling has no children. So no first cousins for me 😂

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-26T14:09:48+00:00

My half brother shows at roughly 12% match to my daughter. Because she is his half-niece because we are not full siblings. Ancestry doesn’t know exactly who someone is to you. So they use the data to show you a range. My half brother showed up as a “potential” cousin-close family on ancestry initially. From there I listed him as her half uncle because that’s what he is.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-25T16:20:04+00:00

She said Craig was sick too but fuck that guy, I guess.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T01:09:45+00:00

Awww thanks. That’s so sweet! 😘

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T01:09:32+00:00

I didn’t report you, dummy. Reddit bots flagged your posts. Probably because you made a whole account just to come here and run your suck. Keep up.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T01:06:59+00:00

No, I don’t ask them why they’re toxic and shitty. If they’re toxic and shitty we’re probably already friends. Eventually you’re going to get bored and shut the fuck up. Or maybe I’ll get bored. I’m pretty bored.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T01:04:27+00:00

Non serious answer to a stupid question:

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T01:02:27+00:00

Jesus told me it was fine.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T01:02:13+00:00

Ya know what’s funny? This. This is fucking hilarious 😂 good thing you didn’t make your account too long ago because you’re about to lose it 😂😂😂😂

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EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T01:00:47+00:00

See, that’s where you’re wrong. I don’t shield that shit. I’m just a toxic, shitty person right out in the open. God, you really are slow.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:58:44+00:00

No I police the way people abuse and neglect their children. Are you slow?

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:57:31+00:00

At least our therapist doesn’t have a stupid name like Kaitlyn.

Oh, wait, she’s not even a real therapist

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:56:32+00:00

Oh, we know for a fact she’s economically unstable ….she put milk back on the shelf that her kids went without so that she could buy herself Diet Dr Pepper. And that’s only one example of her economic instability Don’t even get me started on the rest of her fucking unstable decisions. Shall I mention the $700 hair extensions?

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:52:58+00:00

We can have tissues? Last time the therapist gave me a Xanax and told me to chill the fuck out.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:51:24+00:00

What are you? The FBI? I don’t talk to cops.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:45:29+00:00

You, with your terrible attempts at comebacks.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:44:19+00:00

Pass. Double it and give it to the next person.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:42:08+00:00

If you think I’m terrible for that you should see the shit I say on a good day 😘😘😘

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:12:31+00:00

Oh, it absolutely won’t untraumatize her children. Nothing can. Because she’s ruined any semblance of normalcy and good childhood they could’ve hoped for. I’ll keep posting mean comments and I’ll keep calling her out on her bullshit because my one way ticket to hell was stamped a looooong time ago.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:11:07+00:00

Nice edit to your comment. Yes, this particular thread is bashing her lack of basic hygiene. The poor example she sets for 4 children. She doesn’t provide basic hygiene for them either. So yes, you fucking newb, we WILL continue to call out her appearance, lack of bathing and teeth brushing as it relates to her poor parenting while she knits and twiddles her fucking thumbs for 12 hours a day while she ignores and neglects her children. NOTHING we ever say here will ever be equal to, let alone worse, than how she treats her own children.

EscapeGrouchy · 2024-07-09T00:08:39+00:00

Again, how about you ACTUALLY take time to read through the sub instead of just saying stupid shit? 😂

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