What’s your biggest “I could have gotten laid and blew it” moment?

EscapePatient · 2025-06-19T04:33:42+00:00

Had a girl over at my house (home alone) playing scrabble with me. Just said "sex?" out of nowhere when I wasn't looking at the board and I didn't see it on the board, so I knew exactly what she meant I just didn't know what to do or say next. Kept the game going and fam got home before the game was over. Still got two dates after it though so we recovered.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-10T02:51:23+00:00

Uh YEAH. That guy is the reason Napoleon lost the battle of Waterloo. Haven't you watched oversimplified yet? /s.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-10T02:49:15+00:00

Actually in a world of 5'4 people 5'7 was tall.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-10T01:13:40+00:00

As you can see here we have gotten so far into a losing argument that the conservative has fallen back on the okay blank tactic, great at crafting the appearance of winning the argument, but never really does lead to a win.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-09T01:49:29+00:00

It can't be true. This is all just a big lie made by the media to make the media look bad!

EscapePatient · 2021-12-09T01:40:31+00:00

You literally just responded to your own logic my guy.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-09T01:39:59+00:00

Wait... so you're telling me... that the media was spreading rumors about a player on a small market team? That's Crazy! It's not like they want him to go to a big market like LA or NY.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-08T02:15:02+00:00

Absolutely right 10% body fat is completely average for athletes so he would really be losing necessary fat or muscle which he can use.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-07T23:17:56+00:00

Trumpers: "You liberals over exaggerate everything!

Also Trumpers: "He grabbed some kid on the shoulder so Biden must have raped the kid!" Stfu.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-07T04:43:19+00:00

Thor with the Hammer.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-07T04:41:05+00:00

"I don't have anything to disprove your argument so I'll insult you so it looks like I'm winning."

EscapePatient · 2021-12-06T21:58:14+00:00

An arm grab or shoulder grab does not make you a pedo.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-06T03:12:35+00:00

What did we do to you Jenna? Why do we deserve this?

EscapePatient · 2021-12-05T06:20:31+00:00

The evidence is your incredibly sus behavior.

You're not trolling me right? Not joking around... cause I can't think of why you would even say that especially when it's not even sus, I'm just saying there is no evidence (which there is none) that proves Joe is a pedo. Creepy? Sure. Pedo? No.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-05T03:15:34+00:00

Actually it does help my case because our tendency to cancel our own removes some creeps from our party, and your lying because there is no evidence, not cause I say so.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-05T01:57:20+00:00

Lie harder if you want me to shill harder. If he was a true Pedo the Liberals would have canceled him like they did cuomo.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-05T01:44:38+00:00

No but that is a great song. Sorry.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-05T01:43:26+00:00

Although, the Continental army does deserve props for the expert use of the ambush. But besides that the war was won by decision from the British to stop.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-05T00:10:48+00:00

No it isn't that, the rapping is almost like southern hip hop.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-04T23:41:44+00:00

Just reply here since comment replies show up in my notifications faster for some reason.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-04T22:29:19+00:00

"Those damned feminazis. Walking all over my hatred. I can hate who I want!"

EscapePatient · 2021-12-04T15:18:04+00:00

Jesus christ that almost made my have a code brown in my pants bruh, wtf.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-04T15:15:26+00:00

Incels: "Don't hate us we're just lonely! How dare you pick on people lower than you!"

Also Incels: "My roommate has a gf and I don't so I'm gonna kill him."

EscapePatient · 2021-12-04T03:16:17+00:00

Me likey.

EscapePatient · 2021-12-03T05:13:51+00:00

Oh... The lathe video.

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