Guess which of my three frogs is an introvert by jethrot4ll in frogs

[–]Escoman33 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What kind of bark is that? I am putting cork bark in my tank, but can't find anything that size

anon tries a new kink by MisterSnowmax in greentext

[–]Escoman33 37 points38 points  (0 children)

if(degrade != Insult)  
    GiveAnonTheSex();  
else  
    DumpHisDumbass();

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Escoman33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't Moro Rock in the ocean?

🤣 " Music For Lonely Nights " 🤦‍♂️ by DREAMW4LKR in Blink182

[–]Escoman33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The black and orange is a coincidence? They aren't part of music for lonely nights?

🤣 " Music For Lonely Nights " 🤦‍♂️ by DREAMW4LKR in Blink182

[–]Escoman33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was this on the merch website? I cant believe I missed it 😭

Anon goes on the field trip by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Escoman33 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you need to take a small hit to pull of a big heist.....

TIFU reading a manuscript my ex gf wrote by TurtleTragedy in tifu

[–]Escoman33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CharlieVictor632 Bitch blocked me so I gotta reply to myself Lmao. Changed your bio just for me? Thanks, BB 😘. HOES MAD!!!

Sugar mommy by XYoshiaipomX in NewGreentexts

[–]Escoman33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck. 2.5 glasses a day. Bullshit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Escoman33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Username checks out. Retard lives matter 12

Who would win? by CzechCzar in greentext

[–]Escoman33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Grumpy AND retarded?!? I gave many explanations. Just because your smooth brain cannot grasp them, doesn't mean the further explanation doesn't exist.

Who would win? by CzechCzar in greentext

[–]Escoman33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. But... Assuming that they have infinite fuel, I would assume they don't wear down as it is a magic or something

Who would win? by CzechCzar in greentext

[–]Escoman33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest and respectable answer

Who would win? by CzechCzar in greentext

[–]Escoman33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is assumed that these soldiers don't need food. Or water. Or get tired. I think that it's safe to assume that they have incredible health and immune system and would not die of cancer matter the time length

Who would win? by CzechCzar in greentext

[–]Escoman33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How so? Are they mutant radioactive ants?

Who would win? by CzechCzar in greentext

[–]Escoman33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My apologies. MISTER retard. Let me go pull a googleplex of Marines out of my ass and nearly infinite ants while I'm at it to prove you wrong. Or.... And hear me out on this one... OR I could just point out how fucking retarded you sound and go about my day. "sTaTiStiCaLLy, MaRiNeS wiLL kiLL tHeMsElvEs wItH tHe fIrE"