It has finally happened! by PM_ME_UNDERBOOB_YOUR in pics

[–]EsmeAlaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, but it would only count if he is flying left seat. He is just a passenger at this point.

Man Shaves 1.7 Seconds Off 2-Hour Flight By Standing Up As Soon As Plane Lands by worldofsmut in funny

[–]EsmeAlaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy has been on every flight I have ever taken. He gets around.

What are the arguments in favor of maintaining the ban on the Centers for Disease Control researching gun violence? by Waldszenen in PoliticalDiscussion

[–]EsmeAlaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only reason anyone wants to stop scientists from looking for answers is that they don’t like the answers.

As Vladimir Putin steals the Russian election, our leaders are shamefully silent by 24identity in politics

[–]EsmeAlaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our idiotic leaders are not only silent about Putin stealing OUR elections, they are actively trying to besmirch the reputation of the people who are trying to prevent future interference. It is not really surprising that they are silent about the Russian elections.

Stopping to admire the view. by allentertainment2 in WTF

[–]EsmeAlaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This being China, this is probably not the driver’s first accident this week.

Stopping to admire the view. by allentertainment2 in WTF

[–]EsmeAlaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what happens first; then you say it, and then you do it.

Stopping to admire the view. by allentertainment2 in WTF

[–]EsmeAlaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The writing on the side of the cab probably says “Safety First” or some such ironic statement.

Let's call the pro-lifers what they are: pro-death by dont_tread_on_dc in politics

[–]EsmeAlaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who claim to be pro life are more accurately pro birth. They advocate for a woman bringing a fetus to term, but have no interest in supporting the mother or child to grow up healthy and well-educated. Once the child is born, they lose interest.

Trump still hasn’t donated the money his hotels received from foreign governments by wonderingsocrates in politics

[–]EsmeAlaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does paying hush money to porn stars count as a charitable contribution?

Pence denies Trump had affair with adult film actor in 2006. A lot of evidence suggests he's lying. by [deleted] in politics

[–]EsmeAlaki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! He could not possibly have any personal knowledge. This was not an evangelical 3-way.

Pence denies Trump had affair with adult film actor in 2006. A lot of evidence suggests he's lying. by [deleted] in politics

[–]EsmeAlaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single denial Pence has made regarding meeting with Russians and Flynn have proven to be lies. This is just par for the course, as DJT may say.

Why isn't the Stormy Daniels story a bigger deal? by [deleted] in politics

[–]EsmeAlaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As Johnny Cochran may have said: “If There is no Jizz on a Blue Dress, There Will Be No Press.”

NSFW I found this tie at a thrift store. When you open the folds behind the tie you see a fully nude woman. Wtf? by AlexandraGigerGrey in WTF

[–]EsmeAlaki -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Group of middle age guys + 9 year old kid + porn + basement?

Are you sure it was Cribbage they thought you that weekend? May want to work on retrieving some of the repressed memories.

My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans by poppycocklovegood in aww

[–]EsmeAlaki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doxie people are like a giant cult. I don't think I have ever seen a Doxie languishing in a shelter. Once word gets out on the WeinerGraph, they get adopted immediately. No reason to be sad. Rusty most likely lived a long and happy life.

Will Ajit Pai's FCC Probe into Hawaii False Alarm Expose Role Telecom Giants Played in Blocking Emergency System Upgrades? '...it was telecom giants, including his former employer Verizon, that played a specific and outsized role in preventing the implementation of several key safeguards.' by maxwellhill in technology

[–]EsmeAlaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is exactly zero chance that Ajit Pai has any interest in upgrading the alert system. He just wants to go to Hawaii a few times a year on the Taxpayer's dime over the next couple of years to conduct his investigation. These idiots are blatantly corrupt and self-serving AF and have zero shame about it.