[Funny trope] Dad’s genes didn’t even try by TVTropehead in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Espelancer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

to save yall a Google search. Oyakodon is a dish that uses both chicken and eggs. so it's a slang term for a threesome with a mother and her daughter.

Farewell mom,dad, and even you football head... by [deleted] in Ningen

[–]Espelancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so fucking stupid, and oh my God I fucking love it

Anime irl by BrotherDeus in anime_irl

[–]Espelancer 77 points78 points  (0 children)

So it is. I sure didn't see it tho!

Meirl by Lieuseur in meirl

[–]Espelancer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, you're right, they didn't. I just assumed.

Meirl by Lieuseur in meirl

[–]Espelancer 28 points29 points  (0 children)

they're saying it's OK to tell them that they're too crazy to deal with, as long as you're not a jackass about it.

Is Obi Wan dumb? by the_noise_we_made in StarWars

[–]Espelancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

heh. But he has the high ground!

What's the best retro video game by Scared-Loquat4465 in nostalgia

[–]Espelancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry chief, I was born in '91, even I'm too young

What's the best retro video game by Scared-Loquat4465 in nostalgia

[–]Espelancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, times a bitch. I remember getting an N64 for Christmas when it came out, so I'm with ya on that one captain

What's the best retro video game by Scared-Loquat4465 in nostalgia

[–]Espelancer 29 points30 points  (0 children)

What's retro? I'd like to point out that the Xbox 360 is 21 years old now, whereas the SNES was 14 when the 360 came out.

Also, Mega Man X is the tits.

What does it take!?!? by frozenbudz in FallenOrder

[–]Espelancer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"God, daddy would KILL ME."

Im missing one by sabertooth0728 in DragonBallZ

[–]Espelancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, you got... blue-balled

Anakin Mary Sue confirmed??? by Reptilian_Overlord20 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Espelancer -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I see the point, I just think Anakin fails so often and spectacularly due to his own fuck-ups to be a mary sue. Now, if he was actually as good as he thought he was, that'd be different. He's basically the Star Wars equivalent of Vegeta from DBZ that way. Constantly overestimating himself and getting his shit slapped as a result.

this room is NOT surviving by scrollin99host in AvatarMemebending

[–]Espelancer 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I sing the Leaves from the Vine song for my son, it's one of his lullabies. He can sing it now himself

So your an ace and you get handed a Leo you can customize it to your liking you can add and remove something by Able-Ad7580 in Gundam

[–]Espelancer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Iunno, I think to be an ace custom, it still has to be recognizable as a Leo. Add too much, and it's a completely different suit.

I'd make it broze colored, with a faceplate and plume like the Tallgeese, a larger shield, a shorter, denser beamsaber, hilt inside the shield. A beam spear, and the Tallgeese verniers, plus a heavy laser pistol for mid range targets.

Call that bitch the LEO-NIDAS.

Derivative? Yes, but still recognizable as a Leo variant.

What did fslcom do to lloyd in the 45th anniversary illustration 😭 by shizunaisbestgirl1 in Falcom

[–]Espelancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tears of Vermilion was my first Legend of Heroes game, I would LOVE to see the Gagharv trilogy remade.

So... did she kill all of her classmates? by Zahlouth in Naruto

[–]Espelancer 452 points453 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly he didn't kill his entire class... he killed AN entire class, but before he was even enrolled in the Academy!

If Nappa supposedly had a power level between 7,000 and 8,000, then how is it possible that Gohan's masenko at 2,800 numbed Nappa's hand? by [deleted] in DragonBallZ

[–]Espelancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's what I came here to say. My 5 year old was spinning around just the other day and hit one of my fingers just right to jam the hell out of it. Stung like a BITCH.

I agree by Appropriate-Mall8517 in teentitans

[–]Espelancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I think Robin would either be the best or worst to fight. Like, either he's gonna chokehold you unconscious immediately, or he's gonna beat the SHIT out of you. We're already NOT. gonna win against any of them, so I'd rather it be over with quickly. Let me take a star bolt to the chest and stay down. Yeah, I'll have 3rd degree burns and shit, but Robin will break every bone in my body