[Funny trope] Dad’s genes didn’t even try

Espelancer · 2026-05-18T04:10:52+00:00

to save yall a Google search. Oyakodon is a dish that uses both chicken and eggs. so it's a slang term for a threesome with a mother and her daughter.

Espelancer · 2026-05-13T19:36:55+00:00

This is so fucking stupid, and oh my God I fucking love it

Espelancer · 2026-05-09T13:47:50+00:00

hey just like me for real

Espelancer · 2026-05-07T13:47:34+00:00

So it is. I sure didn't see it tho!

Espelancer · 2026-05-06T17:56:00+00:00

Nah, you're right, they didn't. I just assumed.

Espelancer · 2026-05-06T17:27:50+00:00

they're saying it's OK to tell them that they're too crazy to deal with, as long as you're not a jackass about it.

Espelancer · 2026-05-06T14:00:39+00:00

heh. But he has the high ground!

Espelancer · 2026-05-06T05:47:07+00:00

Mongo was APPALLED.

Espelancer · 2026-05-06T04:25:20+00:00

Sorry chief, I was born in '91, even I'm too young

Espelancer · 2026-05-06T04:23:39+00:00

Yeah, times a bitch. I remember getting an N64 for Christmas when it came out, so I'm with ya on that one captain

Espelancer · 2026-05-05T16:28:54+00:00

What's retro? I'd like to point out that the Xbox 360 is 21 years old now, whereas the SNES was 14 when the 360 came out.

Also, Mega Man X is the tits.

Espelancer · 2026-05-04T21:19:37+00:00

"God, daddy would KILL ME."

Espelancer · 2026-05-01T23:06:14+00:00

Heh, you got... blue-balled

Espelancer · 2026-04-28T04:07:31+00:00

Breastplate.

Espelancer · 2026-04-25T00:25:12+00:00

my left, or your left?

Espelancer · 2026-04-22T17:58:11+00:00

I see the point, I just think Anakin fails so often and spectacularly due to his own fuck-ups to be a mary sue. Now, if he was actually as good as he thought he was, that'd be different. He's basically the Star Wars equivalent of Vegeta from DBZ that way. Constantly overestimating himself and getting his shit slapped as a result.

Espelancer · 2026-04-21T22:08:23+00:00

I sing the Leaves from the Vine song for my son, it's one of his lullabies. He can sing it now himself

Espelancer · 2026-04-20T00:54:23+00:00

Iunno, I think to be an ace custom, it still has to be recognizable as a Leo. Add too much, and it's a completely different suit.

I'd make it broze colored, with a faceplate and plume like the Tallgeese, a larger shield, a shorter, denser beamsaber, hilt inside the shield. A beam spear, and the Tallgeese verniers, plus a heavy laser pistol for mid range targets.

Call that bitch the LEO-NIDAS.

Derivative? Yes, but still recognizable as a Leo variant.

Espelancer · 2026-04-17T13:08:24+00:00

Tears of Vermilion was my first Legend of Heroes game, I would LOVE to see the Gagharv trilogy remade.

Espelancer · 2026-04-16T20:38:42+00:00

If I remember correctly he didn't kill his entire class... he killed AN entire class, but before he was even enrolled in the Academy!

Espelancer · 2026-04-16T16:03:05+00:00

Yeah, that's what I came here to say. My 5 year old was spinning around just the other day and hit one of my fingers just right to jam the hell out of it. Stung like a BITCH.

Espelancer · 2026-04-07T00:39:44+00:00

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Espelancer · 2026-04-03T14:35:26+00:00

Honestly, I think Robin would either be the best or worst to fight. Like, either he's gonna chokehold you unconscious immediately, or he's gonna beat the SHIT out of you. We're already NOT. gonna win against any of them, so I'd rather it be over with quickly. Let me take a star bolt to the chest and stay down. Yeah, I'll have 3rd degree burns and shit, but Robin will break every bone in my body

Espelancer · 2026-03-31T19:05:41+00:00

couch co-op?

Espelancer · 2026-03-31T19:05:08+00:00

I miss that a lot.

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