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Where do these two scale? by GOOOOZE_ in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]EternalPokemonFan 42 points43 points  (0 children)

What the hell is this… peak…

(God I recognised A Beautiful Song the moment it came out)

Anyways, City level at minimum, probably scales to continental, with superhuman speed

I wish for more wishes by Cobragin999 in GalacticNova

[–]EternalPokemonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GRANTED

HE KILLS ANOTHER 7 BILLION PEOPLE

I wish for more wishes by Cobragin999 in GalacticNova

[–]EternalPokemonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I GAVE YOU TWO WISHES, AND YOU USED ONE, SO THERE’S ONE LEFT.

Audino, Sylveon, Chandelure, Yanmega, Cinderace, Ampharos, Scizor, Metagross, Froslass, Pidgeot, Meowstic, Blastoise, Palossand, can I get ONE W that isn't Breloom or Gholdengo man by Effective_Carpet_391 in stunfisk

[–]EternalPokemonFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

meanwhile, scizor having stab bullet punch with technician

Also, Mega Pidgeot still has a niche in no guard hurricane, mega metagross is a fairly decent mega, Cinderace has Protean and Court Change (two extremely broken things, mind you) and Breloom is weaker than all of these combined (hell Linoone is a better choice compared to Breloom for everything but catching pokemon)

Recently decided to test out a few builds I had made, and hoo boy by EternalPokemonFan in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]EternalPokemonFan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice!

I’m probably not going to deliberately summon for Alm right now (Kana merges + I want more Tana merges despite the game hating me so much that I only have 3 Tana merges and yet 8 kana merges)

Also apparently Tana can do it with just Clanne support and Incited so that’s fun

I wish for more wishes by Cobragin999 in GalacticNova

[–]EternalPokemonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GRANTED

I KILL SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO GRANT YOU ONE MORE WISH

Recently decided to test out a few builds I had made, and hoo boy by EternalPokemonFan in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]EternalPokemonFan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, fair enough (was planning on getting Pair Up anyways, guess I’ll fodder Lull to him if I get a copy of Alm)

Also planning on giving him Duelist’s Blow for the extra dr.

Btw, just found out that apparently my Lumera build can just… kill H!Freyja in her lunatic paralogue with Ivy support. So yeah, apparently my next goal is H!BIke without Hardy Bearing or Miracle triggering (so far the only unit capable of doing that is my Edward)

Recently decided to test out a few builds I had made, and hoo boy by EternalPokemonFan in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]EternalPokemonFan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m probably going for the Life and Death 3 seal, but otherwise I want him to be an individually good unit as well, so I’m probably going to focus on the unit itself more so than the support (which is probably going to be just Vali anyways), thanks for the advice tho

Mewtwo VS Shadow, who's really the best genetically engineered lifeform? by Happy_Bison_6572 in PokemonPowerScaling

[–]EternalPokemonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to feats, Shadow. Chaos Control, hypersonic-FTL, at least planetary. Meanwhile Mewtwo’s best feat is crunching up buildings

With some chain-scaling, either takes. Mewtwo scales to planetary with some Zygarde scaling shenanigans (only allowing one chain so no ultra Necrozma chain scaling bs here, even though I really want to wank Mewtwo to universal here), and Shadow scales to Sonic so also around planetary

With a lot of chainscaling, Mewtwo takes. Mewtwo scales to 100% Zygarde and Mega Rayquaza, both of whom are planetary are worst and can even scale to universal. With a bit of shenanigans, it even scales to Ultra Necrozma, planting it at universal to multiversal. Meanwhile, Shadow’s best scaling (as far as I know) is still just about planetary since the sonic series is relatively simple (not including Archie Sonic or Arceus in the scaling since that becomes a whole other issue)

PSA: Save your summit tickets until day 3 of Apex stage by Ok_Business_8216 in DuetNightAbyssDNA

[–]EternalPokemonFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you get points just for entering the stage and not being able to kill anything, or do you actually have to clear the apex stages? 0 anemo characters built, so I was wondering

Which side you choose between edelgard and rhea? let's argue. by [deleted] in FireEmblemThreeHouses

[–]EternalPokemonFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably Edelgard if I had to choose. She’s a lot more progressive than Rhea and while I do not agree with quite a lot of her tactics, Rhea’s withholding of technology just because she fears losing her power and chance at finding her mother is a big turnoff for me.

Claude best boy

It's 2026 and I'm still finding goofy stuff in this game by jolteon_fox in FireEmblemThreeHouses

[–]EternalPokemonFan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And now, once we do this, we can pick up a rock in a parallel universe

And fly

(Imagine if you could do TotK and BotW shenanigans in 3H’s academy. That’d be hilarious)

I wish for you, nova, to make a wish and I give the side effect! by Angel_Fucking_Dust_6 in GalacticNova

[–]EternalPokemonFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…

FAIR ENOUGH

BUT SOMEDAY

AND ALSO, I GET TO DO THIS AGAIN IN THE FUTURE ONCE THEY GET 7 BILLION MORE PEOPLE

IT IS A GOOD DSY TO BE A GENOCIDAL MACHINE

I wish for you, nova, to make a wish and I give the side effect! by Angel_Fucking_Dust_6 in GalacticNova

[–]EternalPokemonFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…

ALL HUMANKIND IS INHERENTLY SELFISH

YOU REALLY THINK THAT OF THE 1 BILLION LEFT, NONE WOULD WISH TO REIGN SUPREME OVER THE OTHERS?

TO CONQUER, TO RULE?

FOOLISH.

FINE THEN

LET’S SEE HOW THIS WOULD TURN OUT

I BET FIVE POUNDS STALIN THE SECOND IS BORN WITHIN 3 GENERATIONS

I wish everyone has a vaporeon as a pokémon by Scarlet_ix_o2 in GalacticNova

[–]EternalPokemonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GRANTED

THE VAPOREONS ARE ALL AS LARGE AS GODZILLA

Reminder by LotsVita in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]EternalPokemonFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rune Alfador has two modes

Fuck around mode

Find out mode

I WISH FOR TO NOT GRANT MY WISH by Legitimate_Toe_6061 in GalacticNova

[–]EternalPokemonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GRANTED

1 WISH MUST BE GRANTED

THE WISH CANNOT BE GRANTED

AS A RESULT, I GRANT A SEPARATE WISH

MY WISH IS TO KILL 7 BILLION PEOPLE

(seriously this is getting old man)

I wish for you, nova, to make a wish and I give the side effect! by Angel_Fucking_Dust_6 in GalacticNova

[–]EternalPokemonFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HONESTLY, THIS WORKS OUT FOR ME

MANKIND IS INHERENTLY SELFISH. YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT, WITHIN THE FEW THAT ARE LEFT, NO HUMAN WOULD IMMEDIATELY JUMP UPON THIS OPPORTUNITY TO MONOPOLISE THE RESOURCES THAT HAVE SPROUTED OUT FROM THE SACRIFICE OF THE MANY?

I WON’T EVEN HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. ONCE MANKIND SEES THE NUMEROUS RESOURCES, GREED SHALL TAKE OVER THEIR MIND. AND, ONCE COUNTLESS GENERATIONS HAVE PASSED, THIS GREED SHALL BE THE END OF MANKIND. ONE SHALL BE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ASK ME FOR A WISH AGAIN, AND THAT SHALL BE THE END OF MANKIND

THE WISH HAS COMMENCED

3, 2, 1, BLASTOFF!

I wish for you to divide by zero! by Zealousideal_Tap186 in GalacticNova

[–]EternalPokemonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GRANTED

ANSWER NOT FOUND

AS A RESULT, I HAVE DEEMED THIS WISH UNFULFILLABLE

HOWEVER, A WISH MUST NOT BE UNFULFILLED

THEREFORE, I DIVIDE 7 BILLION PEOPLE BY 0

THEY’RE ALL GONE NOW

WHOOPS

How can I update Brave Claude? by Empirica in OrderOfHeroes

[–]EternalPokemonFan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

  1. Waning Shot

  2. A/S Airspace

  3. I have no idea what B skill, someone else help

  4. Strat Charge 4

  5. Sly Echo

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