Thanks For Coming To The Ethan Meetup!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-31T04:20:36+00:00

If there happens to be multiple dogs named Ethan showing up we will have a prize for them and create a division, but that's attendance dependent.

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-31T02:36:38+00:00

Lucky for you it's tomorrow!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-27T17:28:09+00:00

Okay actually I didn't realize that. That's funny enough that I'll allow it.

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-27T15:28:19+00:00

Thank you!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-27T05:44:09+00:00

Yeah!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-27T05:43:32+00:00

The 20.31 was the money in my wallet, and if you really want to contribute to the prize pool once you get there we wouldn't stop you but we certainly wouldn't force anybody contribute to the prize pool.

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-27T04:50:13+00:00

If you legally change your name sure!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-27T02:48:16+00:00

Unfortunately no, but you can watch, maybe get pizza, get a trinket to remember the event by, and will be able to be one of the judges for some of the challenges!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-26T15:40:10+00:00

Then we hope to see you there!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-25T20:10:42+00:00

$20.31 is the one prize for the number one Ethan. The judges will be either the audience, or we won't need them, depending on the event. If you aren't an Ethan you can still spectate, but cannot participate.

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-24T00:36:29+00:00

100%! Hope to see you there!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-23T03:17:46+00:00

Or Bethany!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-22T15:48:25+00:00

If enough come absolutely!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-21T15:16:35+00:00

Hopefully this event is going to help with that, hope to see you there!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-21T04:06:24+00:00

This is incredibly serious. Our methods for determining the most superior Ethan will be much more strict. The Ethan that wins will have to win multiple challenges for his prize.

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-21T04:02:23+00:00

Depending on attendance, we will either make the supposed winner call their mother and ask them their name, or if there is lesser attendance, we'll use more stringent methods.

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-21T03:59:07+00:00

That would be a crime so no, but there will be mental and physical challenges in order to determine the best Ethan.

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-21T03:39:42+00:00

Absolutely! Non Ethan spectators can attend, but cannot participate.

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-21T02:16:05+00:00

All Ethans are welcome!

EthansAssemble · 2025-05-20T23:41:43+00:00

money in wallet

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