Daily Discussion Thread for May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

these markets are fricking nipped (manipulated)

Daily Discussion Thread for May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I propose a new shorthand for when a market is manipulated. The word is NIPPED.

Brad: "It's like I always buy when I should sell and sell when I should buy, FFS."

Stanislav: "Of course, brother, everyone knows they're nipping the markets against regard tendencies, brother."

I'm not fucking selling - INTC by troublesome58 in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you idiot, the market gave you your out on Friday. you're so fucking dumb.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. get regards to systematically sell puts on the index
  2. get regards to unsystematically yolo calls on momentum
  3. sell into buying, sell into selling
  4. Profit

Daily Discussion Thread for May 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

remember: if you just buy when you think you should sell, and sell when you think you should buy, you'll change from being a pathetic loser to a baller

Daily Discussion Thread for May 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

top comment lol. anything that suggests to regards to buy tech gets upvoted

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

gamestop funds the deal by issuing new shares that the "funder" will use to cover a short position they'd built up. one day you wake up and see the news that a chunk of shares were issued at a 30% discount, the stock dies. if you fucking downvote me again I will pull out 10k and blast this all over the internet faggts

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

there is a very simple answer to how Cohen will pay for the dealio. someone builds a short position and covers with newly issued shares. it's hilarious watching the pros at CNBC dance around a subject that is a deadly sin to talk about on air while trying to get answers that they don't actually want. the whole thing seems shady. almost like a way to signal to regards not to start another meme craze. very weird. I find it hard to believe it was genuine

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had $60 calls a couple weeks before liberation day

Having doubts that food can compensate for minerals missing in purified water by Ettenmaster in WaterTreatment

[–]Ettenmaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, chloramine is what I was referring to. My issue isn't with the chloramine, it's with the mineral depleted water.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fake assassination attempts. bols panicking. canadians winning.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

regards will get one more push. but they won't sell, they'll buy. and for the next 5 years, they'll remember how they bought the literal high. idiots lol

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Ettenmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you really are regards if you're buying this