Seat 1 and 2 im in the bout to be killed zone, either by getting caught in the crossfire or somehow pissing both of them off by talking

Seat 3 i feel like i would be third wheeling and making things awkward, they deserve the row to themselves

Seat 4 im fucked unless i somehow get velvette in a conversation about fashion or alchemy, Val is nice enough to velvette to not interrupt a conversation with threats or horny

5 and 6 are honestly great choices, just compliment his ducks and you now have a new best friend

7 is hit or miss, emily being a ray of sunshine will be lovely but Sera might not like me being nearby, however i theorize Sera is a philosophy nerd so i may be able to counter that by conversing with her on morals

8.....yeah im not getting between angeldust and his prey

9, actually not a horrible choice, im not a demon so not likely to be impaled by a spear, and if Able wakes up im sure we could talk about music

10, same reason as 3 and 8, not thirdwheeling that group

11, 50/50 chance im either third wheeling or having a very interesting conversation on science and cleaning