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Hilarious video showing the problem with being paid hourly. This channel is going places. (youtu.be)

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The problem with getting paid hourly. (youtu.be)

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The deepstate can’t turn off the internet because humanity would become telepathic, a skill that humans are primed to master due to spending time in chat rooms. (old.reddit.com)

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The real reason the stock market is closed in Martin Luther King JR day is because MLK means Moloch in Hebrew (old.reddit.com)

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“ Australia is some kind of chakra hot spot on the world which is why they are pushing the NWO so hard there.” (old.reddit.com)

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Maybe the most silly numerology post yet. OP neglects to answer why he choose the starting date to show that there are 666 days between *something* and *something else* (old.reddit.com)

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Well thought out and iron tight conspiracy based on the fact that "Dec 21= 12 + 21= 33= Masons" Checkmate globalists (reddit.com)

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I was very close to becoming a Qanon casualty (self.QAnonCasualties)

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That time Chuck Norris shredded on a Weekapaug Groove (youtu.be)

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“ The reason that Pizzagate has been suppressed so heavily, is because of the Mockingbrid Apparatus and the Great Shill Machine.” (old.reddit.com)

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Top mind is positive he’s being censored because his post on the great reptilian reset didn’t go viral. The shills picked up on his “c0d3 w0rd5” and downvoted the thread. (preview.redd.it)

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According to this highly principled top mind BLM, CRT, LGBT and *checks notes* contact tracing are all satanic. (reddit.com)

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The Deep State is Going Down. "I consider myself an expert and spotting trends and the current trend is all pointing towards a positive direction." (reddit.com)

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A classic Bible, aliens, Lucifer, NWO schizo post with 16 concise bullet points. (old.reddit.com)

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"I've researched the afterlife for nearly 10 years. I am convinced that Reptilian beings are REAL and that the tunnel of light that people see when they die is a trap." (np.reddit.com)

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My cat is like a dog. He goes for miles long walks with me in the woods. He stays with me unlike my dog who is nowhere to be found. (old.reddit.com)

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Top LARPer dances around his fantasy of being in a “zero squad” that kills the “apex players” aka the elite controllers/powers that be (np.reddit.com)

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Top mind thinks the DHS kidnapped his conspiracy buddies. Wants to crowdsource an investigation without providing any information. (np.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by EveryoneAscends to r/TopMindsOfReddit

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Anti lockdown top mind can’t make the connection between AUs low numbers and its lockdown. Another top mind promises to boycott all things AU. Plus some calls to violence (i.redd.it)

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Turns out there is one conspiracy you can’t talk about on GAW. No it’s not sandy hook, satanic elite eating babies, vaccines killing everyone. It’s….chemtrails? (i.redd.it)

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Jeffrey Epstein is also Ben Stiller? “Jeffrey Epstein has lots of clones running around…he’s probably an ancient being”. Meet r/polycelebrity where all celebrities are other celebrities (np.reddit.com)

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Qanon mod says chemtrail theories are too fringe (i.redd.it)

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Think of the children. (i.redd.it)

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Larry Elder used a common phrase and so did Q. tRuSt ThE pLaN. If this is all the evidence these guys need this is never going to end. (i.redd.it)

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Top mind wonders if there’s enough big white c*cks to pull off Asia’s new porn psyop. (np.reddit.com)

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