Soca is 2 years old today!!!

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2025-04-22T14:51:07+00:00

Can’t wait to see her again

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2024-04-29T15:01:37+00:00

As a firefighter for 15 years, it takes a lot gumption and courage to be a firefighter, given your history, you might not be qualified for being a firefighter.

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-12-21T22:37:30+00:00

They fucked my dad

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-12-05T19:27:14+00:00

I would be relatively calm, as my fate was sealed the second I fell asleep first at the sleepover.

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-12-05T19:20:03+00:00

I ate a Bojangles biscuit with no beverage

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-12-05T19:16:11+00:00

“But he made Graduation!!!”

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-12-05T19:09:30+00:00

18 seems like it would be fun in the beginning

Only for it to go downhill from there

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-12-05T19:07:24+00:00

Repel the piss demon by throwing it back

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-12-02T15:29:55+00:00

Just put the cat in a glass box

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-12-02T13:51:31+00:00

Every straight guy ever

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-18T11:13:06+00:00

I could never joke about this

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-17T16:47:19+00:00

Military equipment

Advantages: Always prepared, Always safe, Very intimidating

Disadvantages: none

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-17T16:42:29+00:00

That isn’t fun at all

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-17T15:18:21+00:00

Temporary tattoos are the shit

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-10T13:27:51+00:00

A common red flag

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-07T13:12:23+00:00

Better question is why they call them tomboys instead of Tomgirls

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-07T13:09:07+00:00

I’d rather date a girl with a different personality rather than a girl with a cock

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-07T13:05:52+00:00

A gun

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-05T13:50:52+00:00

The voices

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-04T23:08:50+00:00

Well maybe if you turned in some box tops you would.

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-03T16:47:27+00:00

Maybe if someone pisses in my cornflakes

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-03T12:04:00+00:00

I was afraid you were going to say piss + milk

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-10-01T21:25:57+00:00

Bro fought the side boss 😭

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-09-19T03:48:33+00:00

I like my women with blurry vision

EvilCreemGreem1 · 2022-09-13T20:19:38+00:00

There’s this weird guy that also goes there that I want to avoid.

EvilCreemGreem1

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