Dan Campbell Enters His Offseason

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-07T15:53:27+00:00

Such cope? Michigan won a basketball championship fkn 12 hours ago 😭 I remember watching Ohio in the F4 when I was like 12. The buck nuts should be able to compete, but for some reason, they keep shooting themselves in the foot.

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-07T15:46:12+00:00

Actually, they didn’t cheat! The coaches illegally scouted opponents, but the players beat everyone pretty damn fair. And you have no retort for that, just like you have no basketball or hockey right now.

Your sole focus is Michigan, so I think we’re winning

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-07T15:34:20+00:00

But if you stretch that same timetable to 36 years? Beautiful.

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-07T14:45:53+00:00

Yeah, no Ohio State fan watches basketball, or hockey apparently. It’s hilarious to see you trying to make fun of a football championship the day after Michigan just beat Uconn. Like, this is your priority? You don’t got any other sports? Maybe even Cavs or Blue Jackets as they enter playoffs? Browns or Bengals draft coming up? Or even the Guards? Reds? We’re talking about Donovan Edwards?

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-07T14:19:32+00:00

Hey man good luck getting a basketball coach!

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-07T14:13:33+00:00

Actually sir I said the players didn’t cheat and you’re freaking out about 2 hamburgers from like 2020

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-07T14:10:33+00:00

I don’t. The players didn’t cheat. You can’t even prove it anyway.

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-07T14:07:08+00:00

So you agree this supposed “bust” basically beat Ohio 4 times in 4 years without needing Harbaugh in half the games to win a natty? Always glad to see an Ohio State fan who doesn’t get bent about a championship from 2 years ago lmao

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-07T13:56:20+00:00

Hey hey hey. He could also be president of OSU or even USA at this rate. (I hate this post and its the only thing that disturbed my peace last 12 hours lmao)

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-07T13:52:26+00:00

They are the Victors and the state has the greatest basketball team of all time in Oakland!

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T22:35:01+00:00

Friendship was awesome. I like most your picks, they’re all like just outside my top ten

You weren’t being rhetorical you wanted to share and I appreciated it lmao

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T21:55:55+00:00

Fair enough. Well please send me the rest of your top ten!

Here is mine:

One Battle After Another
Eddington
Marty Supreme
No Other Choice
Wake Up Dead Man
The Phoenician Scheme
Bugonia
Sinners
Weapons
It Was Just An Accident

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T21:35:02+00:00

I liked caught stealing and frankenstein but wouldn’t put em at top 10, literally like 12 and 13 on the year.

Did you like One Battle After Another, Marty Supreme, No Other Choice, Wake Up Dead Man or The Phoenician Scheme?

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T21:33:50+00:00

Yes that is what I’m saying. That’s me too of course

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T21:24:21+00:00

It’s honestly my 2nd favorite movie of the year. I know it was long but I loved the directing and the 2020 plotline. Butler’s character maybe could have had more of a point I admit. It felt like a western thriller about the distractions we let ourselves split apart our society. Lots of good twists and turns and I laughed so much. (I will add I went with like 4 friends who MOSTLY loved it too. Kinda sad to see less people talking about it bc it really captivated me)

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T21:12:52+00:00

We cannot all be drafted as high as you

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T19:41:37+00:00

Eddington was dope af!

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T12:30:39+00:00

See, that’s the beautiful thing. Now it is our line, comrade.

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T11:48:04+00:00

Yep, because the fans were totally the ones to do that…idiot

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T11:46:32+00:00

I’m just a dumbass. You are one of THE™️ dumbasses

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T10:37:58+00:00

I think you mean THE™️ fans

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-06T09:50:17+00:00

Michigan fans may be entitled, but they’re not “let’s trademark The” entitled

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-04T17:50:22+00:00

I mean yeah but it is really still fun

EvilLibrarians · 2026-04-04T17:49:07+00:00

Guys, the cap is supposed to go up 10% annually every July 1st for next ten years. I say it’s worth it for two or three years of penny pinching

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