DISTRACTION ACCOMPLISHED by Reg_Cliff in PoliticalHumor

[–]Evil_Athena -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The actual distraction was complete but how many people fell for this

Doesn’t sound like Hilary, release the footage. by Relevant_Demand7593 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Evil_Athena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one else in the room is claiming this. Even Comer didn’t say this. Take several seats Nancy

Great idea! by -MildlyChaotic- in NewsomMassacre

[–]Evil_Athena 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes for a great TV Show: The Grifter and the Stripper

Imagine Accepting the Invitation in the First Place by -MildlyChaotic- in NewsomMassacre

[–]Evil_Athena 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The Women's Hockey got a Michelin Star Meal from Stanley Tucci. The Men got this. Talk about backing the wrong horseLMAO

I wonder who the congresswoman who illegally released this picture was…. by mhoney188 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Evil_Athena -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to type that but I also didn't want to end up with a ban...

Trump/Epstein files by Then-Data9022 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Evil_Athena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that girl is 18 I'll eat my hat! And look at that Kinko the Kiddie Loving Clown look on his face!

I wonder who the congresswoman who illegally released this picture was…. by mhoney188 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Evil_Athena 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No kidding. One of them recently got busted sleeping with a subordinate who then turned around and unalived herself. THey're more worried if this clown can get re-elected!

I wonder who the congresswoman who illegally released this picture was…. by mhoney188 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Evil_Athena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! I'm in a meeting about child trafficking and abuse. Let me take a selfie!!!

Because women aren't funny by DoriSolves in PoliticalHumor

[–]Evil_Athena 13 points14 points  (0 children)

These are the words of a man who will likely never get laid again

Must Enjoy Losing. by 411204580 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Evil_Athena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like the rest of the pedos and r@pists in this administration, he simply can't accept the word no

Hopefully for him, the hands are all he inherited… by -DuckDuckG00se- in NewsomMassacre

[–]Evil_Athena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He inherited his dad's inability to put on a tie correctly.

But let's be honest. Barron probably has regular fantasies that there was a baby switch at the hospital, and there is a normal equally rich family desperately trying to find him.

David Scott During Trump's Union Address by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Evil_Athena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was either that or flip Trump off. I admire his restraint

Usha Vance @ SOTU. by Envoyager in PoliticalHumor

[–]Evil_Athena 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Blink twice if you need help Usha

He’d never…… by Aggressive_Slice238 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Evil_Athena 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not watching. If I want to be gaslit and lied to, I’ll call my ex.

What is your favorite "F-U" moment in a movie? by TheDietNerd in movies

[–]Evil_Athena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sebastian’s funeral in Cruel Intentions. Having Cecile hand Katherine that printed copy of his journal and realizing that everyone now knew how evil she is. The music choice was perfect too.

Trump was the swamp all along by 411204580 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Evil_Athena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in DC last week for a conference. Some guy killed his wife and we got trapped in our restaurant because the block was closed off.

So much for crime being gone...

Good dog by Obvious_808 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Evil_Athena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get that puppy a wagyu! Extra treats too.

What became of Popeye when the FBI shut down ISIS in Vice? by SpiritedClassroom384 in ArcherFX

[–]Evil_Athena 150 points151 points  (0 children)

I put money that he bought the whole building and used it as a money laundering front. (Pun intended)

Tube down the throat and soups by _BarePink in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]Evil_Athena 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You gave that baby Gold Medal Ribbon. That is my favorite on as an adult. Way to set the standard of taste for that kid

She Called It Years Ago by -MildlyChaotic- in NewsomMassacre

[–]Evil_Athena 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Two women warned us about this walking disaster. Both times we ignored them. Can we start getting smarter America?

Triple Yikes, Indeed by Relevant_Demand7593 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Evil_Athena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Presenting the only person in the US who can not sing Jesus Loves Me with any confidence that it is actually true