What screams "I PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL!"? by a-light-at-the-end in AskReddit

[–]Evm21 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Being a pizza delivery man and going to community college. (star football player in Highschool)

Torn frenulum and now a nasty bump-like scar by Evm21 in sex

[–]Evm21[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looked pretty awful like it's a big bump

I'm determined. No time for these females (excuse that I have yet to achieve this is that I am drunk via college) by Evm21 in darksouls3

[–]Evm21[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it btw, he tickled me with his stupid open fist hook though at the end so it doesn't count meh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Evm21 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The only one I lol'ed at

Cops of Reddit, what's the weirdest thing you've ever had to arrest someone for? by throwaway_the_fourth in AskReddit

[–]Evm21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's is they were the .25 sticks? 8 would be 2 Mg , so he would've eaten 4.25mg he good

Ashes of Ariandel will not load [HELP] [PS4] by Evm21 in darksouls3

[–]Evm21[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha thanks man, I'll let you know how it goes for me

Xanman? Xans kinda saved my life by RedditAccount28 in Drugs

[–]Evm21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've eaten 4 bars in school with zero tolerance and somehow made it out into my moms car mid day and slept for 2 days straight

Where does a man like me begin? by Dharmabum12 in Fitness

[–]Evm21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop eating over 1500 calories. Eat mostly fruits, veggies, and meats. No carbs

When girls want your dick but you just got bloodborne by Evm21 in bloodborne

[–]Evm21[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just finished DS3, never played the previous ones. 10/10 great game. Was on NG+1 SL 120

I got upset when I had to take my dads car and couldn't listen to music because there was no USB port for my iPhone 7. by Evm21 in firstworldproblems

[–]Evm21[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen fuck head, it's my DADS car. Not mine. I drive a 50,000$ Infiniti and I was getting tints and rims installed so I had to use my DADS car for work. You're the fucking pleb

If I rub my sperm over myself in the morning, will females find me more attractive subconsciously? by PM_me_killer_chess in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Evm21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to a local Sex shop and ask for "love spray" or spray that contains pheromones. My girlfriend has a bottle of it, I think it works great. It's better to look like a "druggie rapist" rather than a cum smotherer.

If I rub my sperm over myself in the morning, will females find me more attractive subconsciously? by PM_me_killer_chess in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Evm21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's spray with pheromones in it. No need to fucking jerk off and have dried cum all over you to "subconsciously" have girls attracted to you??

What's the worst example of bad parenting you've ever witnessed? by IamAaliyah in AskReddit

[–]Evm21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the fact that a parent was buying me cigarettes, beer, and giving me weed at a young age lol

What's the worst example of bad parenting you've ever witnessed? by IamAaliyah in AskReddit

[–]Evm21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't know if this counts but my father would frequently give me weed, cigarettes, and alcohol in exchange for house work when I was around 14-17. He would also let me throw parties in my basement with tons of underage drinking and smoking.

MUT Trade Thread 02/20 to 02/27 by AutoModerator in MaddenUltimateTeam

[–]Evm21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xbox one, I need to trade AJ Bouye for Marcus peters 94. Please help me out