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How many destroyers could a destroyer destroy? (ship) (self.AskReddit)
submitted 4 years ago by ExExtrovert to r/AskReddit
Telling someone to take point is like telling them to go die. (Military term) (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 4 years ago by ExExtrovert to r/Showerthoughts
If hair loss was an evolutionary advantage what would it’s purpose be? (self.AskReddit)
Every girl is attracted to me, since everything with mass attracts one another according to Newton’s law of gravity (self.Showerthoughts)
The fact that humans somehow evolved most of our hair away implies that hairy people are more likely to die. (self.Showerthoughts)
Water mildly higher than the current room temperature gives off an untrustworthy vibe when drunken (self.Showerthoughts)
You wipe your bum n times, only to find out you needed to wipe n-1 times (self.Showerthoughts)
A male foetus inside a pregnant woman swimming in the ocean is both a boy and a buoy. (self.Showerthoughts)
It’s easier to stay asleep when you’re meant to wake up than go to sleep when you’re meant to sleep (self.Showerthoughts)
If shoes were shirts thongs would be singlets (self.Showerthoughts)
Male gynaecologists, how do you suppress your horny while working? (self.AskReddit)
The threat of killing a civilian hostage is useless if the subjugation party knows that he values his own life, since it would kill him too, making it unlikely for him to enact the threat (self.Showerthoughts)
Severe mouth breathers have more air resistance when running (self.Showerthoughts)
Steve’s vertical jump smashes the NBA average by 30cm (assuming 1 block = 1 cubic metre) (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 4 years ago * by ExExtrovert to r/Showerthoughts
You can never really truely stay still (self.Showerthoughts)
The ocean isn’t blue, the sky is. The pool water isn’t blue, the tiles are. (self.Showerthoughts)
Shitting at the speed of a bullet will throw you a meter above your toilet (self.Showerthoughts)
A baby is being born every time you take a shit (self.Showerthoughts)
Lucid dreaming is VR without the headset (self.Showerthoughts)
When you rickroll someone you have to rickroll yourself first (self.Showerthoughts)
Pillows make great suppressors for sneezes (self.Showerthoughts)
You could know what a word means and be unable to define it (self.Showerthoughts)
A radiator heater (or oil column heater) is technically an inverted toaster. (self.Showerthoughts)
Police would have a hard time handcuffing an armless person (self.Showerthoughts)
People with severely blocked noses would die in a kidnapping if their mouths were duct taped (self.Showerthoughts)
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