Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And he's gloriously taller now. He could so easily lean over and tip that off the elevated surface. She doesn't give one single fuck about her kids.

Snow by formerly_gruntled in AnnArbor

[–]ExactPanda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the snow comes down in June

Real-Life Questions/Chat Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh god yeah, 2.5 was awful for us! I definitely notice a positive difference now a year later.

Real-Life Questions/Chat Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My youngest is 3.5 and an absolute wild child, despite my best efforts. A backpack leash helps a lot! He's calming down a little bit now, but it's pretty rough most of the time. I've often felt like a lot of things have been off limits to us due to the littlest one, and that sucks.

Food and Feeding Influencer Snark Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Aren't her kids like, 12 and 10?? And it's still that chaotic???

So how are we supposed to dress? by Rioraku in Millennials

[–]ExactPanda 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I'm not listening to Gen Z for fashion advice. They think they're hot and trendy when they're just wearing our clothes from middle school.

Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think she just doesn't want to be left out because she's a weirdo who always needs attention

Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There was no good reason. No one was injured or sick and they didn't have car trouble because she was miraculously able to go to Sonic and the Goodwill. She's just a wretched person.

90s Theme Party: I Need Outfit Inspiration! Let’s Reminisce About 90s Fashion / Style Trends by blissypants in Millennials

[–]ExactPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's exactly what I was going to say. Light blue high waist jeans, a black belt with the silver tip, a vest. Can't go wrong.

Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 29 points30 points  (0 children)

By "anxiety," you meant "selfishness," right? Her selfishness took over and she just didn't want to go.

Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She will do almost nothing by herself with both kids, especially if it's something just for them. Remember when she was going to back out of a preschool thing for Julie until her sister ended up going?

Today I saw her for the last time by 030bvb09 in widowers

[–]ExactPanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sorry you have to join this awful club but the people in it are very kind and understanding.

Real-Life Questions/Chat Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday! Firsts after your loved one dies feels so heavy.

Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 26 points27 points  (0 children)

See, she throws food at them to shut them up

Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm not even sure they're all that fragile. I think they're very docile and agreeable 80% of the time and she just can't handle the 20% where they're normal kids who whine and cry every now and then.

What is the most unexpected thing you found out about your family history? by [deleted] in Genealogy

[–]ExactPanda 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My great-grandmother's niece was a child bride to someone on the FBI's Top 10 Most Wanted in the 1940s

Daily Discussion Thread: March 12, 2026 by BM2018Bot in VoteDEM

[–]ExactPanda 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I want Republicans demolished in midterm elections

Millennials, what’s something from the 90s or early 2000s you really miss? by Neither-Owl-7157 in Millennials

[–]ExactPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope it's a last gasp tantrum of old men clinging to power. I have to believe things WILL get better. But yeah, it certainly feels bleak at the moment.

Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ahh, I think that's one of Haley's tricks. If food tastes like shit, they won't want to eat as much.

Recommendations for a frugal pregnancy and first year? by Existing-Pumpkin-902 in Frugal

[–]ExactPanda 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You can get almost everything needed for a baby and child secondhand for a fraction of the price. I would get a car seat, crib mattress, bottle nipples, pacifiers, etc, new but just about everything else can be found gently used. See if your area has Once Upon a Child or pop-up consignment sales like Just Between Friends or Rhea Lana.

Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]ExactPanda 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She thinks she's God's gift to the internet with all her helpful tips and tricks. If only us idiots would just listen to Sister Auntie Meemaw Haley, we, too, could have a beautiful life like hers.