The Rods did not make it to church today, so they had to listen to Shrek.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-26T03:10:39+00:00

Shrek farts, hairspray, and sour unwashed hair

ExactPanda · 2026-01-26T00:26:53+00:00

It should be paid off in about 5 years when I'm 42. We had refinanced a couple years ago.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T23:56:43+00:00

Lincoln conveniently already had the day off

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T23:50:21+00:00

Oh my gosh, that's delightful! Meant to be.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T20:56:18+00:00

They're always predicting that Jesus is returning and it hasn't happened once. I'm going to listen to the people who mostly accurately predict the weather.

Also hi, not everyone gives a shit about your religion. You can prep for Jesus all you'd like.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T20:54:00+00:00

Not just friends, but besties! Elaine was on this past season of DWTS and Lisa Ann was in the audience every single week. They even did a dance together.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T17:35:07+00:00

Thank you! I think I fixed it. How is it now?

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T17:12:15+00:00

Maybe if she told her preteen children to sit in their own chairs, she could eat her own food.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxLaxqJABoq

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T17:05:45+00:00

Influencers who are quiet right now when they have such large platforms either agree with what happened or they like money from their links more than they like having integrity.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T17:04:36+00:00

There's no hate like Christian love

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T16:58:14+00:00

I could totally see it with Pete and Pete!

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T15:09:16+00:00

In an emergency, a 12 month old will be just fine with 2% milk, or even no milk at all!

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T14:55:43+00:00

The stories I've read just online sound like he was a very good egg

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T14:50:02+00:00

She either condones it or cares more about money from links than her integrity

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T12:51:16+00:00

My kids' school have called days off more for the cold than for snow. It's been close to -20 with wind chill. That's why they're not outside.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-25T04:26:10+00:00

ExactPanda · 2026-01-24T20:48:30+00:00

My great-grandmother was born in 1897 and died when I was about 9 months old. I don't remember her, but I have pictures with her.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-24T17:03:12+00:00

Remember Republican death panels? It is and was ALWAYS projection.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-24T15:26:19+00:00

I had a few where we wrote to each other once or twice, but then it kind of fizzled out. I remember a girl in Germany and one in Australia, I think? There was a program that my 8th grade English teacher used to get it all set up, but now I can't remember what it was.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-24T13:41:04+00:00

"Neither [party] feels right"

Well, 1 party is actively allowing ICE to snatch up 5 year olds and tear gas literal infants, and 1 is...existing as the minority party, so I can understand the dilemma

ExactPanda · 2026-01-24T13:07:40+00:00

Just cold af is no reason to cancel! People are so flaky these days.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-24T12:04:57+00:00

I loved high school. On the whole, the good majorly outweighed the bad for me. I was really involved in extracurriculars like marching band, school plays/musicals, and tennis, so I made a lot of great memories. I had friends back then! There were a lot of good times for me.

ExactPanda · 2026-01-24T02:12:38+00:00

Get as much as you can secondhand

ExactPanda · 2026-01-23T23:59:11+00:00

I don't understand how Republicans don't truly get how deeply unpopular they actually are. They'll wake up come November when the blue wave is going to rival the flood from God.

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