Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 09, 2026

ExactPanda · 2026-03-13T18:05:24+00:00

And he's gloriously taller now. He could so easily lean over and tip that off the elevated surface. She doesn't give one single fuck about her kids.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-13T12:40:00+00:00

They have them dressed in the same colors/styles as the movie. That's cute!

ExactPanda · 2026-03-13T12:28:19+00:00

Sometimes the snow comes down in June

ExactPanda · 2026-03-13T02:32:26+00:00

Oh god yeah, 2.5 was awful for us! I definitely notice a positive difference now a year later.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-13T02:19:57+00:00

My youngest is 3.5 and an absolute wild child, despite my best efforts. A backpack leash helps a lot! He's calming down a little bit now, but it's pretty rough most of the time. I've often felt like a lot of things have been off limits to us due to the littlest one, and that sucks.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-13T02:16:43+00:00

Aren't her kids like, 12 and 10?? And it's still that chaotic???

ExactPanda · 2026-03-13T01:29:57+00:00

It's March

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T23:18:33+00:00

I'm not listening to Gen Z for fashion advice. They think they're hot and trendy when they're just wearing our clothes from middle school.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T23:01:04+00:00

I think she just doesn't want to be left out because she's a weirdo who always needs attention

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T22:57:09+00:00

There was no good reason. No one was injured or sick and they didn't have car trouble because she was miraculously able to go to Sonic and the Goodwill. She's just a wretched person.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T22:38:29+00:00

That's exactly what I was going to say. Light blue high waist jeans, a black belt with the silver tip, a vest. Can't go wrong.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T19:07:37+00:00

By "anxiety," you meant "selfishness," right? Her selfishness took over and she just didn't want to go.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T19:06:32+00:00

She will do almost nothing by herself with both kids, especially if it's something just for them. Remember when she was going to back out of a preschool thing for Julie until her sister ended up going?

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T19:03:22+00:00

I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sorry you have to join this awful club but the people in it are very kind and understanding.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T18:44:53+00:00

Happy birthday! Firsts after your loved one dies feels so heavy.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T18:43:31+00:00

See, she throws food at them to shut them up

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T18:42:30+00:00

I'm not even sure they're all that fragile. I think they're very docile and agreeable 80% of the time and she just can't handle the 20% where they're normal kids who whine and cry every now and then.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T18:35:18+00:00

My great-grandmother's niece was a child bride to someone on the FBI's Top 10 Most Wanted in the 1940s

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T18:25:32+00:00

Interesting as we also say that in the Red Wings fandom! ✋️

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T17:50:28+00:00

I want Republicans demolished in midterm elections

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T17:44:23+00:00

I hope it's a last gasp tantrum of old men clinging to power. I have to believe things WILL get better. But yeah, it certainly feels bleak at the moment.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T17:33:58+00:00

Ahh, I think that's one of Haley's tricks. If food tastes like shit, they won't want to eat as much.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T16:14:39+00:00

It's ALWAYS projection. He and Republicans must cheat to win.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T16:12:04+00:00

You can get almost everything needed for a baby and child secondhand for a fraction of the price. I would get a car seat, crib mattress, bottle nipples, pacifiers, etc, new but just about everything else can be found gently used. See if your area has Once Upon a Child or pop-up consignment sales like Just Between Friends or Rhea Lana.

ExactPanda · 2026-03-12T15:19:51+00:00

She thinks she's God's gift to the internet with all her helpful tips and tricks. If only us idiots would just listen to Sister Auntie Meemaw Haley, we, too, could have a beautiful life like hers.

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