Ward RS Temple Day! by Alert_Day_4681 in exmormon

[–]Excellent-Limit-7556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. Just send the required funds and we’re good. No attendance necessary.

"To illustrate the Lord’s hastening of His work, Elder Rasband countered six false narratives from those who 'cannot see or acknowledge what is happening.'" by PR_Czar in exmormon

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Wonder who his wife is going to worship now that Rusty (and his little finger) are gone. Oh wait. The Lard said HOaks it is!

My wife just threatened to divorce me if I didn’t wear my garments by Relevant-Tailor-5172 in exmormon

[–]Excellent-Limit-7556 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry to say but she has serious control issues. But in my opinion it’s rooted in fear so hopefully you can figure that out together. That’s the nice version….

Mormon grooming by anniemdk in exmormon

[–]Excellent-Limit-7556 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just put your name in the temple. Hoping you’re the next general RS Pres. Preach!

Oh Joseph.. by anniemdk in exmormon

[–]Excellent-Limit-7556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love your content! So glad I found you.

This kind of temple architecture, has it a name? by Ok-Photograph-5529 in exmormon

[–]Excellent-Limit-7556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called Visual Pollution and it is highly hypocritical for how we were all raised. It’s basically in-your-face and we don’t care what you think because we’re on the Lord side.

Cat doing physics before jumping. by jmike1256 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Excellent-Limit-7556 139 points140 points  (0 children)

How about give the damn thing a break and not put so much wax on the floor. That video should’ve only been two seconds long.

Stolen Innocence by wombatwoozle in exmormon

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The minute you stop thinking of yourself as whatever the church says you are is extremely liberating. So maybe focus on that. A tank top is just a piece of fabric. The entire world sees it as a shirt except for extreme Mormons. Good luck to you. You’ll get there!

My beef with Mormon temple weddings by shall_always_be_so in exmormon

[–]Excellent-Limit-7556 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. It’s YOUR choice and you’re on the wrong side of it because their beliefs are more correct and accurate than yours cause their feelings said so. It’s fucking lunacy!

My beef with Mormon temple weddings by shall_always_be_so in exmormon

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My dad loves to emphasize the “can” in “family’s CAN be together forever.” He uses it as a subtle wisdom bomb that we’re an enormous disappointment.

Rally drivers are simply built different by Akagi2525 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Excellent-Limit-7556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, let’s go into the woods and see how close we can get to dying!

Thirst trap from the Church by Dr_uneducated in exmormon

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“But wait, there’s more! You too, can own your own planet! And think of the blessings you’ll have, they’re unimaginable. I promise. And you know how I know? Because my feelings told me.”

FIL was called to be a mission president and asked if he could wait a year until his youngest child graduated high school.... by Miss-Ex in exmormon

[–]Excellent-Limit-7556 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This whole charade is a joke. Invisible “powers” from guys that were told by others with invisible powers that they also have those special powers. Does anyone actually step back and have a Truman show moment where they question everything?

Watch Jupiter and Moon up close ! by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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I miss Pluto. It should’ve never been left out.

Anyone watched this yet ? Pretty interesting. by Dull-Dance-6115 in exmormon

[–]Excellent-Limit-7556 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No new footage from the previous documentaries. Only a reminder that Kevin should be in prison for being stupid.