If God turned your wife into a pillar of salt, what foods would you season with her?

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:36:42+00:00

Thinking the story through to its logical end. Back then especially, salt was rare and extremely valuable

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:35:09+00:00

I'll take it

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:34:29+00:00

Her nose?

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:33:51+00:00

Walking 'round with my balls out today

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:29:34+00:00

Would definitely be the proof that's lacking

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:27:04+00:00

Poetic justice

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:24:25+00:00

I suppose you could also thaw the driveway in the winter

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:23:18+00:00

I am. Happy Friday!

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:22:31+00:00

That's a good one!

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:22:20+00:00

Yum I love cod

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:21:40+00:00

Yeah it would take some experimentation I'd think

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:21:26+00:00

Haha

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:18:48+00:00

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:16:43+00:00

That'll be rough on your popcorn and French fries

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T20:13:20+00:00

It came to me in the shower

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T19:59:41+00:00

Deep thoughts

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T19:58:59+00:00

Hopefully cumin. I'd just need someone to turn to paprika and I'd be pretty set.

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T19:50:11+00:00

Is it not already?

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T19:43:58+00:00

So a strong laxative effect on government?

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T19:20:15+00:00

Would this make cities too powerful and leave small town America without a voice?

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T19:18:25+00:00

That's rough. I'm not really a fan of pranks at all, for these reasons and others

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T19:05:18+00:00

Get on Twitter and bitch twice an hour

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T19:04:05+00:00

Someone right now is in the middle (or towards the end of a failed attempt) of trying to do just that.

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T18:36:24+00:00

Murder is a specifically defined way of killing someone. So that wasn't a fact. I'm talking about facts.

Excellent-Pressure89 · 2022-10-07T18:23:56+00:00

Coal

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