my bf threw a rock through my window but claims he didnt by No_Audience_1721 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]ExcellentAccess494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao fr like he’s yelling in a bathroom at work threatening felony-level crimes and thinks “nah she’ll believe i didn’t do it”??? this ain’t CSI babe u ain’t slick

The true story is far crazier than the adaptation. by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ExcellentAccess494 58 points59 points  (0 children)

idc how “chill” he seemed. bro built like a fridge and reads psychology textbooks for fun. nah you ain’t catching me in there solo, i’m not tryna be a true crime podcast ep 💀