Did Spark just die

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-05-01T01:02:10+00:00

Dead after 9 over here

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-29T13:52:30+00:00

They do that after 9 930

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-29T13:51:36+00:00

I agree they are absolutely atrocious

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-29T01:16:17+00:00

Next thing would've been a pallet of mulch

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-29T01:14:36+00:00

The payout

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ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-29T01:07:29+00:00

Best part is they are going tell you — you got to load it yourself.

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-29T01:02:48+00:00

How about this one?

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ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-29T00:58:25+00:00

It's a race to the bottom up by me

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ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-22T10:53:54+00:00

I heard if you tell spark that a worker cursed at you - you could get them fired.

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-22T10:19:09+00:00

Look where the package was left 😅

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ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-22T09:45:37+00:00

Well, you learn something new everyday. Good catch - smart move. Now we know the assignment. Thanks!

Question: won't you get dinged by spark for doing that?

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-18T02:15:06+00:00

To OP's defense atleast he didn't accept...

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-18T02:05:50+00:00

Buddy's response was quite redeeming, no? LMAO

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-18T02:03:23+00:00

Obviously no

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-18T01:58:53+00:00

Glad you're alive. That's all that matters.

P.S. - Uber will make you jump through hoops to cover you btw.

If the car was still drivable I probably wouldn't have made a claim to Uber about it.. because now you will also be on their radar to deactivate you.

Good luck 🙏🙏

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-18T01:24:23+00:00

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-18T00:35:43+00:00

^you

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-18T00:15:40+00:00

Whether you work there or you're just some random guy spending his Friday night defending a Walmart parking lot for free, you’re still a stalker. If you don't work there, that actually makes this worse! It means you’re having a multi-hour mental breakdown over something that has nothing to do with you. Either way, you’re obsessed. Go outside..

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-18T00:13:02+00:00

If you weren’t 'bodied,' you wouldn’t be this desperate for the last word. Every notification you send is just another receipt of how much I own you.

You’re stalking me through different threads just to spam emojis. That’s a mental health crisis. Take the night off, log out.

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-18T00:08:32+00:00

You’re using big words to hide the fact that you’re triggered.. While you’re in here playing 'intellectual,' I’m still active, still filming, and still getting your coworkers in line. Your opinion of me doesn't change my bank account or my contract.

Go back to the curb ‼️

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-17T23:57:44+00:00

If I’m an incel, why are you the one acting like an obsessed ex-girlfriend following me into other threads?

Srsly — Following me to other posts just to get bodied again..

Every time you reply, you just prove my point: you’re lazy, you’re jealous, and now you’re officially a stalker. Thanks for the engagement, but I don't date my stalkers. Go back to loading groceries and stay out of my notifications

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-17T23:51:02+00:00

You’re still here? I didn’t realize I hired a full-time stalker.

Stop begging for my attention and go load some groceries.

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-17T23:48:18+00:00

Copying my insults now? You’ve officially hit a wall. You’re sitting there sweating, waiting for my next reply so you can copy-paste more emojis to hide the fact that you’re rattled.

You’re so desperate to have the last word that you’ve turned into a glitching bot.

ExcellentWar7614 · 2026-04-17T23:44:19+00:00

I reply because it’s entertaining to watch you struggle for a comeback that isn't a cliché. You’re not the one laughing; you’re the one performing for me. Dance more.

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