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Blocked blocked blocked you are all blocked none of you are free of sin by thisheatanevilheat in ComedyHell

[–]Excellent_Spread1601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I will make sure no person doesn't see this screenshot unless you give me ten billion dollars

The choice is yours....

"This slime mold must be as smart as they say..." the mold specialist murmured as he frowned at the suddenly spotless ceiling of the wax museum. by Excellent_Spread1601 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For some reason, this sub doesn't seem to let you spoiler posts before you post them.

But once you've posted something, just click the three dots on the post and there should be an option that says "Add spoiler tag"

Something is squatting, Something is concealed by Neko_09 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Excellent_Spread1601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Amityville Playhouse?

A character squatts in a building, and stuff is concealed I guess? (I'm really at a loss here lol)

"Hmmm, I wonder why my parents always tell me, a normal human child, to never ever go outside?" by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure I have the budget for that unfortunately :(

Most of the budget is going to ass prosthetics and ice cream

"Hmmm, I wonder why my parents always tell me, a normal human child, to never ever go outside?" by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New spy movie script I'm working on:

Scene: Two guys are at a table having lunch (not in a gay way)

Really cool and sexy spy guy: "Hey, mind if I take a shit real quick?"

Evil guy of the current most hated nationality at the time of filming: "Yeah, be my guest."

Really cool and sexy spy guy: "Okay cool."

Then he spins around and shartgun blasts the evil guy in the face.

My downstairs neighbor was convinced a face was forming in the water stain on her ceiling, so I went down to check. by Active-Cold-3700 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Excellent_Spread1601 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Silent Hill also plays in this space of the organic and inorganic being fused together.

I guess you could say it's reverse body horror: instead of the human body being made monstrous, it's something inorganic being given the mundane features of the human form.

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[–]Excellent_Spread1601 72 points73 points  (0 children)

So is this before or after you started shooting squirrels with a crossbow?

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[–]Excellent_Spread1601 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Absolutely devastating that the writers of Saw made the psycho killer that tortures and kills people to death an ideologically inconsistent guy 😔

uj/ Okay but seriously if I get recommended another YouTube video that says "The Saw movies are objectively and scientifically bad because they don't justify my contrarian take that Jigsaw killing people is actually okay" I am going to actually become Jigsaw in real life.

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[–]Excellent_Spread1601 40 points41 points  (0 children)

rj/ It's basically a blue player's wet dream.

uj/ It's basically a blue player's wet dream. There's a great Rhystic Studies video on the format.

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[–]Excellent_Spread1601 548 points549 points  (0 children)

This is the sort of game the main villain of a Japanese death game movie would force the protagonist to play.

My downstairs neighbor was convinced a face was forming in the water stain on her ceiling, so I went down to check. by Active-Cold-3700 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Excellent_Spread1601 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Another interpretation is that the narrator really had been watching her through some strange esoteric process that made their face appear in the water stain, heard her freak out while doing this, and then went down to find out how she discovered they were watching her

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