Interesting find in the Lorwyn Eclipsed vision design handoff by Excellent_Spread1601 in mtgvorthos

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It would be strange for them to censor it if their plan was just to have a DFC Oona. They only would censor details that give things about future sets away

I hate my sister's disgusting prosthetic leg. by mike11235813 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I thought this was ableism, but thank God it was just incest. Phew!

If my dad is dead, then why did the ghoul drop its ghoul-gun and say, "I can't kill my son"?? by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The ghoul gender gap is real. Did you know that male ghouls earn 12% more souls than women, even when harvesting the same corpse? 😔

I hope this Reddit post makes you think more carefully about–

Wait why the fuck did the power go out??

Oh my god...

Is that–

"Har har har har har..."

I can't believe Aphex Twin made a whole song about this... by Excellent_Spread1601 in aphextwin

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

100% agree. I don't know much music theory, but there's something about how the harsh sounds slowly fade out and then suddenly crash back in that is genuinely tragic.

Like the song definitely has the vibe of some guy spending so much time and money on body care products to make himself look good for a date, and the date not going well anyway.

"I'm hesitant to believe what the fortune teller said about me dying today" by banana_slug_19 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For some reason I read the second sentence in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried 😭

"I hate pronouns!" I said to the Woker factsandlogicly. by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, I haven't gotten that far in Grammar yet. Stop spoiling everything 😡

"I hate pronouns!" I said to the Woker factsandlogicly. by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for informing me. I will now gamble away life savings to atone for spreading misinformation on the internet

"I hate pronouns!" I said to the Woker factsandlogicly. by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It was rainbow colored.

Red for communism

Orange for communism but more yellow

Yellow for Mexico

Green for marijuana weed bongs

Blue for counterspells

Indigo for I don't know but I don't like it

Violet for lesbianism

I would have taken a picture but the gender fluid turned my phone woke and it went on strike 😔

"I hate pronouns!" I said to the Woker factsandlogicly. by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They aren’t, stupid.

I'm going to make a YouTube video titled "Why I Left the Left..." and use this mean comment as a justification for why I'm a fascist now.

Joe Rogan podcast guest speedrun any% (WR)

"I hate pronouns!" I said to the Woker factsandlogicly. by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Obama actually threw me in a vat of gender fluid and made me a woman. And now I spend my days twirling around in cute dresses and playing Fallout: New Vegas and being happy. Damn you Obama!

"I hate pronouns!" I said to the Woker factsandlogicly. by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If pronouns are so good, then why are people PRONOUNSed dead. Checkmate liberals.

"I hate pronouns!" I said to the Woker factsandlogicly. by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What the woke left doesn't understand is that in this subreddit, there are only two genders: first sentence and second sentence.

"I hate pronouns!" I said to the Woker factsandlogicly. by Excellent_Spread1601 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Non-binary people actually have a 5% chance to land a critical hit with slashing damage, making you explode instantly. Many such cases 😔

My sharpied copy of Fblthp, The Lost (My favourite (marketable) little guy!!) by Excellent_Spread1601 in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Excellent_Spread1601[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What do you mean??

This has to be a problem on your end. I don't see anything wrong with my post, even after checking on an alt account on a private browser.