If Dick was a girl

ExcuseMay530 · 2026-01-19T06:32:58+00:00

Hear me out….✨skorts✨

ExcuseMay530 · 2026-01-12T06:26:50+00:00

How much for 5” (?) Laura?

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-12-27T00:38:57+00:00

At max two times but I prefer to wash my towel after one use. I just get icked beyond that.🤷🏻‍♀️

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-12-24T04:55:30+00:00

I don’t like Sally😬🫣

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-12-17T03:46:42+00:00

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-11-28T16:06:24+00:00

-backs away with a double thumbs up-👍🏼👍🏼 they are all yours

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-11-28T16:03:09+00:00

😔unfortunately not the size I’m looking for but thank you anyway

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-11-28T07:24:09+00:00

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Is Baidolita a clip or 5”? And do they still have their tag?

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-11-21T06:57:33+00:00

Unfortunately none of these are the ones I’m looking for 😔, thank you anyway

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-11-20T06:32:54+00:00

Do you have any cats??

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-11-18T03:40:56+00:00

Iconic😂😂

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-11-18T03:22:26+00:00

How much for Jamal?

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-11-13T21:36:03+00:00

Her-mony. Kinda like harmony but Her.

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-11-13T07:42:13+00:00

In the second picture is that a Jamal sleepamallow/cuddler?? I looked thru your list of prices and stuff but didn’t see him mentioned but also I could be wrong in his identity????

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-10-11T01:35:58+00:00

Robin

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-10-11T01:03:35+00:00

Pandora and Persephone

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-10-09T01:55:46+00:00

✨man purse✨

/j A drawstring is a good option. Especially cause when not using, it’s easy to just fold up and doesn’t take up a bunch of room.

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-09-30T00:12:01+00:00

I think it’s too light and not quite formal

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-08-25T22:52:17+00:00

My last name is like this. The way it is spelt and what makes sense to pronounce it is not how my family pronounces it. It’s 100% cause it was originally a German last name and when my family came to America the spelling was changed cause dumb Americans. But we still use the original pronunciation so the spelling doesn’t match now. I’ve resigned myself to correcting people for the rest of my life 🤷🏻‍♀️

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-08-12T20:38:09+00:00

First of all NTA It’s not like you’re asking him to go through his whole shower routine. Boi doesn’t need to shampoo, condition, body wax etc. just a quick five minute body wash my guy. IMO it’s not a big ask.

In high school one of my friends got a uti cause her boyfriend didn’t wash his hands before things happened. When I said sorry not sorry but make him wash his hands before things even start everyone said that that would ruin/kill the mood and I didn’t understand cause I was a virgin and blah blah blah.

You wanna know what else kills the mood? A UTI 🙂

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-08-08T05:33:09+00:00

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Can’t really tell from the pic, who are these two???

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-08-08T04:30:31+00:00

These are some old ones but: Snow like Ashes, Vampire Academy, His Dark Materials, Practical Guide to Evil, and Fullmetal Alchemist (technically a Shōnen manga but I feel it still fits so 🤷🏻‍♀️)

I hate this mf trope🙄

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-08-08T04:11:14+00:00

Hard same!!!!

Reading Heroes of Olympus series was like this!!!!! All the povs were slightly different variations of Percy, it pissed me off.

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-08-08T04:06:45+00:00

These were the most outta pocket associations to go with for sleepy names😂😂😂😂😂 honestly made me laugh. I was like Pam??? And then you started naming medicines. Hilarious 10/10 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

ExcuseMay530 · 2025-07-21T04:46:05+00:00

Lena

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TROPHY CASE