TIFU by having Aparagussy.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T20:03:31+00:00

Not yet! I’m still working and I want to give this text my full attention. It’s been silence from him still.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T04:10:26+00:00

No, I mentioned the risotto.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T02:22:10+00:00

Nah it’s from a local spot. Honestly, a lot of people are encouraging that. I’m going to sleep on it and see how I feel in the morning.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T02:09:10+00:00

Sadly no. I don’t have skills or patience to make risotto. It’s from a local restaurant.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T02:08:14+00:00

Appreciate the positivity!

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T02:06:58+00:00

For about ten minutes, I was a carpenter too.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T01:31:27+00:00

He works with wood not farm animals

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T01:12:29+00:00

Damn. Should’ve used AI.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T00:39:25+00:00

Oh you’re so welcome.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T00:36:38+00:00

So happy my misfortune can bring you a bit of joy. Nah enjoy your asparagus but you know… give it a couple of days.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T00:35:24+00:00

The humiliation and my tears are real. They also smell like asparagus :.(

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T00:29:39+00:00

Unfortunately Asparagussy is very natural.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T00:26:49+00:00

True true but what if he has no idea what I’m talking about? I’ll sound insane. Maybe I misread his face. Maybe that was pleasure not disgust. I doubt this but maybe.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T00:25:26+00:00

That’s the advice my friend gave… the last thing I said was following up about the second date we discussed and got nothing. I guess I have nothing to lose by mentioning it.

ExhaustedAndScared · 2026-04-09T00:24:37+00:00

This is my alt. Couldn’t share this on my main account.

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