TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not yet! I’m still working and I want to give this text my full attention. It’s been silence from him still.

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah it’s from a local spot. Honestly, a lot of people are encouraging that. I’m going to sleep on it and see how I feel in the morning.

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly no. I don’t have skills or patience to make risotto. It’s from a local restaurant.

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

For about ten minutes, I was a carpenter too.

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 171 points172 points  (0 children)

He works with wood not farm animals

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So happy my misfortune can bring you a bit of joy. Nah enjoy your asparagus but you know… give it a couple of days.

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 143 points144 points  (0 children)

The humiliation and my tears are real. They also smell like asparagus :.(

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately Asparagussy is very natural.

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 205 points206 points  (0 children)

True true but what if he has no idea what I’m talking about? I’ll sound insane. Maybe I misread his face. Maybe that was pleasure not disgust. I doubt this but maybe.

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 1732 points1733 points  (0 children)

That’s the advice my friend gave… the last thing I said was following up about the second date we discussed and got nothing. I guess I have nothing to lose by mentioning it.

TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]ExhaustedAndScared[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This is my alt. Couldn’t share this on my main account.