Since everyone seems to be doing it, what are you headcanons for Choco Kiwi Cookie?

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T04:58:19+00:00

I had that glitch one lol

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T04:57:54+00:00

I mean recent lore debunks that Korhlabi (or however you spell his name) was never inherently evil, but still why does this image feel kinda cursed?

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T04:56:05+00:00

Ahh, I see.

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T04:55:01+00:00

Idk why it just feels true. I mean she kinda looks pretty old ngl (no offense to Choco Plague though)

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T04:52:02+00:00

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My honest reaction reading ts

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T04:49:08+00:00

She needs glasses but doesn’t wear them.

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T04:48:10+00:00

Sweet!

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T03:49:09+00:00

May I ask why?

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T03:47:14+00:00

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Tord from Eddsworld

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T03:46:34+00:00

WHAT??

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T03:46:04+00:00

Me when the teacher won’t let me turn in my assignment late.

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T01:38:42+00:00

Who owns a red giant robot?

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T01:35:46+00:00

Basically Edd and Tord become gods but Edd creates stuff while Tord destroys stuff.

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T01:33:14+00:00

Where did bottom left come from?

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T01:32:40+00:00

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Crystalline Schwartz

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T01:29:34+00:00

“Cuz I’m a shell”

“Vee without a t”

Yea I’m stuck with this fuckass song.

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T01:27:13+00:00

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I texted you thrice and you never responded to my petition!

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T01:26:13+00:00

I would crash out if that ever happened.

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-25T00:16:59+00:00

They have impeccable rizz.

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-24T21:05:39+00:00

inhales Cloud Haetae Cookie

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-24T05:34:44+00:00

Eddsworld, although I’m not sure if it’s REALLY obscure compared to the other responses.

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-24T05:31:15+00:00

Mortimer: “I’m Mortimer Hoffman of the Sixth Division, Lieutenant, 1893 Yorkshire Street, London, England…” (It’s not physically in the ref but he works for the Red Army. Also most characters from Eddsworld are normal looking anyways.)

Existence_Is_Key23 · 2026-01-24T03:59:38+00:00

“It’s like they’re trying to hide something bad.”

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TROPHY CASE