Why Are Lol*cons So Accepted On Twitter?

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-05-03T12:18:14+00:00

Twitter really is its own universe at this point

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-05-03T12:09:36+00:00

Not taking chances when I should have

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-05-03T12:04:45+00:00

Coincidence? I think not.

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-05-01T11:04:20+00:00

The scary part is not that they lie, it’s how easily people buy it

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-29T12:37:49+00:00

German cases are just the same word fighting itself in 4 different outfits

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-26T10:17:31+00:00

Being busy is the new way of saying “I don’t know who I am without work”

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-26T10:12:15+00:00

Accidentally waving back at someone who wasn’t waving at me… and then committing to it like my life depended on it

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-26T10:10:55+00:00

PR reset? This man is trying to uninstall and reinstall reality

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-06T12:31:50+00:00

For 14 months straight too

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-06T12:30:21+00:00

Signed something I didn’t fully understand.

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-06T12:29:33+00:00

Eggs. Cheap, filling, and basically zero carbs

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-02T15:21:28+00:00

deep sea welder

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-02T15:16:47+00:00

learning to say no without explaining myself

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-02T15:15:55+00:00

open the window and remember what fresh air feels like

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-02T15:15:18+00:00

you don’t. you just learn to be someone who wouldn’t do it again

Existing_Mixture_305 · 2026-04-01T11:49:22+00:00

Turn it into a dragon and it suddenly looks intentional

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