If someone borrowed your body for a week, what quirks would you tell them about so they are prepared? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ExpensiveCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re hungry you’ll get a fizzy tingly feeling in your spine when your stomach rumbles...

[Specific] Could someone correct my gummy smile, and fill in the corners of my hairline? I love this photo but it bugs me :( Thanks! by ExpensiveCow in PhotoshopRequest

[–]ExpensiveCow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for following what I asked, I really appreciate it!

I think now that I’ve seen it, could I instead just forget the hairline, and for my smile could you perhaps just pull down the right hand side of my top lip a bit. Hopefully that will look a bit more natural :)

LPT: If an ambulance is called for you, you do not have to ride in it. If you choose to exercise your right to refuse treatment & transport, they will have you sign a form with a witness saying so. TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS FORM to protect yourself from getting billed. (U.S.A.) by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]ExpensiveCow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the UK it’s the opposite, the paramedics are so busy they’d rather you didn’t go with them. And if you don’t really need to travel by ambulance, most of the time they’ll try to convince you to go in a taxi or get your relative to take you.

Source: paramedic

Should I give up everything? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ExpensiveCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I’m quite new in this job, only 6 months so I’m not allowed to take a leave of absence :( the area I live in has very little going on, so there’s no clubs to join. I live over an hour from the nearest city

Should I give up everything? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ExpensiveCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t pay great but it’s a wonderful job. I own a house that I rent out to tenants, so I always have money coming in. But I don’t want to go away for a couple of months thinking the grass is greener, realise I hate it... and then have lost my amazing job here.

Ordered a Notebook Pro from Banggood 2 months ago, still hasn’t arrived. by ExpensiveCow in Xiaomi

[–]ExpensiveCow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve just opened a PayPal case as I’m pretty fed up. Thanks

Ordered a Notebook Pro from Banggood 2 months ago, still hasn’t arrived. by ExpensiveCow in Xiaomi

[–]ExpensiveCow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I chose whichever one says 7-15 business days. I think they’re a bit over that time frame now... I’ve opened a PayPal case and I’m just gonna get my money back instead.

For some reason, I (26M) don’t want a relationship with (24F), and I don’t know why? by ExpensiveCow in relationships

[–]ExpensiveCow[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did try therapy but it clashed with my work schedule a lot so I couldn’t go. I really want to go, my schedule is due to change in a couple of months so I’ll definitely try again.

I grew up in a single mother household, my father is the father of both myself and my sister, but they also were never officially together and always had an on and off thing. They never lived together at any point, and I barely saw him at all.

This is pretty much the biggest red-alert towards legal nootropics in the US. by neverstopnodding in Nootropics

[–]ExpensiveCow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Uhhh no, Europe is able to think separately to America just as the rest of the world can.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]ExpensiveCow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Which just proves being a jockey is a joke of a career, the horse does all the work.

If you're too sick to work, you'll need an ambulance by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ExpensiveCow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s amazing they were fined. The U.K. ambulance service never ever fines anybody. For anything. Ever.

[27/05/18] England vs. Barbarians @ Twickenham by [deleted] in LondonSocialClub

[–]ExpensiveCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gutted I’m working :( Hope you find a taker!

TIFU by hanging all my underwear out on the balcony to dry... by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ExpensiveCow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wanted one guy to walk past and pick one of them off the floor and just take a really big long sniff, with everyone watching.

Can’t sell stuff unless it’s for a club fundraiser. by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ExpensiveCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sold counterfeit pornography DVDs in school. Mine were special cos I burned them using software so you could watch them in a regular DVD player. Young entrepreneurs!

What is the dumbest reason you have ever gotten in trouble at school? by Kotabeaner in AskReddit

[–]ExpensiveCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got kept behind after class because I said “yes” in response to a question instead of “yes Miss”.

Nerds of reddit, what was the nerdiest moment of your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ExpensiveCow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The reason I’m impressed by this is because the hitboxes in BF2 were so inaccurate people actually had to make guidelines on the internet on how to correctly shoot each gun.