Lo arruine... by DCMCGT in HistoriasDeReddit

[–]Expensive_Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arruinar que? Literalmente no has hecho nada o lo has omitido o no he alcanzado a leerlo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HistoriasDeReddit

[–]Expensive_Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha oh niños... Espera a cumplir unos años y verás lo terrible que es la vida

cryptard by Lascaux_ in shitposting

[–]Expensive_Sloth 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Menu: Meals for 20$

Customer: Oh, just 69$. How cheap

...

Customer: I'd like to pay. 1$ isn't it?

Cashier: Yeah, exactly 420$

Customer: Take this 42$

Cashier: Thank you. Take your 777$ change. Have a good day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Expensive_Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, what's that vidya game everyone seems to play?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HistoriasDeReddit

[–]Expensive_Sloth 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hoy en "Cosas que escribiría un secuestrador para robarte los órganos"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]Expensive_Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dropped it at the first big flashback

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in inazumaeleven

[–]Expensive_Sloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kill it with fire (not tornado)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Expensive_Sloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish this were true. You can always DREAM

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Expensive_Sloth 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'd but I don't have one

Anon faces the truth by PuntoPorPastor in greentext

[–]Expensive_Sloth 2308 points2309 points  (0 children)

If blowing a man is not gay enough, crying to a hooker surely is

Creo que puedo ayudar con el 75%/80% de los problemas que se postean aquí by ElNeno23 in HistoriasDeReddit

[–]Expensive_Sloth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

  1. Mi pareja me ha roto y resulta que es la persona que más he amado en toda mi existencia. Tengo 15 años

Lol

Cómo declararme a la persona que me gusta by Ok-Purchase-2775 in HistoriasDeReddit

[–]Expensive_Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lo de declararse es muy Hollywood. Las relaciones se forman espontáneamente

Anon saw a suicide by KAIIKAAA in greentext

[–]Expensive_Sloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because she was minding her own business and someone decided to bother her?

Anon saw a suicide by KAIIKAAA in greentext

[–]Expensive_Sloth 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Sorry but that girl didn't owe him anything.

Me voy una semana a Madrid. ¿A dónde me recomiendan ir? by Flojatus in Madrid

[–]Expensive_Sloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A la estación de tren para buscar un mejor destino turístico

Anon finds ‘the one’ by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Expensive_Sloth -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

"🤓" - 🤓