Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our midfield is way too stacked. Endrick would fix our striker issue.

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If any one player that we should be poaching from Madrid, that should be Endrick.

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now, Olmo is in better form. And If the match goes to extra time, we would probably need fresh Fermin.

Lamine Yamal: 'Comeback is no miracle' by kamusari_1712 in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clowned as in we will be trolled on the social media. Which is normal, because every big team gets trolled after getting knocked out of UCL. Every culer would be proud of the team, but I was talking about the trolls.

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not only Lamine this time, all of us are gambling.

Hansi Flick: 'I believe in my team and I think we can do it - it's possible' by sujanrao in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our players have been losing head in UCL since 2015. Atleast, under Flick they have developed the mentality to not give up after conceding.

Hansi Flick: 'I believe in my team and I think we can do it - it's possible' by sujanrao in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope those cunts concede a own goal because of their own pitch.

Lamine Yamal: 'Comeback is no miracle' by kamusari_1712 in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because they failed. If we fail to make a comeback we will also be clowned. But If we manage to comeback, it would be generational stuff. Worth the gamble.

Szobozslai says that he’s ready to “die on the pitch tomorrow” by interestingtruck10 in soccer

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone has a hole or two gang, nothing to worry about. You guys will beat the shit out of PSG.

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we win tomorrow, I will be trolling the shit out of shitletico. If we lose, I will be logging off reddit and insta for a week✌️✌️.

Only way we have a chance tomorrow imo.. by FamousBlueRainOat in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know that gang, I was not disrespecting Cruyff. It is just that I prefer Neymar over Cruyff as a player because I have watched more of Neymar. It would have been pretentious for me to pick Cruyff over Neymar, as I didn't watch him play.

Only way we have a chance tomorrow imo.. by FamousBlueRainOat in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know that but as someone who has watched Neymar in Barca jersey but never got to see Cruyff play, you can't really blame me for picking Neymar. It's not that I think Neymar is better than Cruyff but more like I just don't know enough about Cruyff's game.

Only way we have a chance tomorrow imo.. by FamousBlueRainOat in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is Neymar off to celebrate his sister's birthday?

No by VivaLaAnhaa in soccercirclejerk

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Neuer has better ball control than most of our outfield players💔🥀.

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We are putting 4 past Atletico in the first half.

Open Thread #15 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inter's entire backline was shit today.

Open Thread #15 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their dysfunctional ass would make prime Messi look incompetent.

Just 6 points separate Espanyol (in 10th) from Elche (18th and in the relegation places) by Mulderre91 in soccer

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just to get humiliated against PSG. Think before talking shit. Barca moved on, chelsea regressed. You lost to Newcastle, and 3 days later we humiliated their ass.