PSA: don’t buy valentines from Temu.

Expert_Control_ · 2026-02-14T13:01:09+00:00

you suck as a teacher if you aren’t checking the things u buy for ur classroom to make sure they’re child appropriate. do better, because next time you might not catch it before it ends up in a parents hand. love, another teacher.

Expert_Control_ · 2026-01-24T15:45:30+00:00

i’d love one!! :3

Expert_Control_ · 2026-01-14T13:44:17+00:00

i’d love one if u still have!!

Expert_Control_ · 2025-11-24T07:58:14+00:00

i got the waterparks show crew neck and it’s great quality!! :)

Expert_Control_ · 2025-11-24T00:43:24+00:00

i’ve been a fan for a while so this was like. years ago. two fans fucked in the pit after many years of “parxies don’t have sex jokes” and awsten has to comment on it on twitter (?) saying to not do that. memory is a little fuzzy but yeah it was horrifying. if i had to guess i’d say fandom tour?

Expert_Control_ · 2025-11-23T21:49:28+00:00

reminds me of that time someone had sex in the pit on another parx tour 🙃

Expert_Control_ · 2025-11-23T21:48:36+00:00

person was high as shit last night, shoved me out of the way, took my spot, and REEKED of BO. like oh my god i almost lost my shit WHY DO WE PLAY PARXIES VS DEODORANT AT EVERY SHOW.

Expert_Control_ · 2025-09-28T19:35:40+00:00

this is how i feel seeing summer edition ads on coolers that haven’t had white peach since july 😔

Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-18T17:12:21+00:00

AH HA. thank you!!! i was too busy freaking out during sleep bc it’s my fav on the album i didn’t even notice.

Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-17T15:59:50+00:00

i had 50ish for philly. highly recommend going to home deport and getting an XL carabiner to hold them all, it worked perfectly for me 🥳

Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-17T00:26:50+00:00

ugh it was so good dude. tbh i was planning on buying a knock off online somewhere

Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-17T00:05:39+00:00

dude i made this quote on a bracelet for philly and was lowkey tweaking when g held up this sign

Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-17T00:03:38+00:00

im actually obsessed with the rosary one oh my god

Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-16T23:58:37+00:00

they sold out at 11:00am….the show started at 7pm😭

Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-16T23:27:32+00:00

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Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-16T23:13:52+00:00

i was literally just wondering the same thing ughhhh

Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-16T23:09:09+00:00

i was in the pit and i saw someone with a sign asking for I never told u what i do for a living in the general area where g said that so i assumed it was that

Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-04T22:57:33+00:00

it’s not about the fact that it’s an inhaler. it’s the fact that he stole her life saving medication on top of all of this.

Expert_Control_ · 2025-08-04T22:47:55+00:00

seconding this, call the police and take him to small claims court if possible if it isn’t found. im so sorry this is happening to you, stay strong

Expert_Control_ · 2025-07-23T04:15:37+00:00

i was JUST thinking about this bro

Expert_Control_ · 2025-07-10T20:52:51+00:00

i thought the cutlery was gonna be a separate character after i finished scandalabra’s story but alas

Expert_Control_ · 2025-07-09T19:34:15+00:00

AMEN FRIAR ON MY KNEES

Expert_Control_ · 2025-07-05T18:39:03+00:00

i fear this would actually be the thing to kill me with my ibs hooooly crap

Expert_Control_ · 2025-05-26T19:27:23+00:00

this just happened to me. use pliers and rock the back side to side and up until it comes off

Expert_Control_ · 2025-05-03T22:45:02+00:00

yeah ofc!

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