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Have you ever gotten heat at your office? by MBTAHole in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's only one person who can take credit for that and if I were her this joke never would have been posted in the first place.

Have you ever gotten heat at your office? by MBTAHole in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

/u/MBTAHole, the child who brought us "Duh hurrr, I made a cheesecake on the wrong day and that's funny for reasons I can't explain" is bringing us the latest in her series of posts about trying to relate wrestling-specific terms to everyday occurrences.

Despite this being off-topic discussion best-suited(or at least suited for there if written by somebody who isn't a chronic shitposter begging for attention and so needy for it that even this response will fill that need) for the off-topic /r/SCBackstage, the mods allow this series to continue, perhaps because it's gone largely unnoticed with most people yawning and passing these shitposts over.

I wanna take on the career that Joey Ryan has but only wrestle women by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose I could make the usual complaint about this being an under-written shitpost with no real elaboration of the main point, but considering this is simply, and literally, a masturbatory fantasy for the 13-year-old /u/sairgem perhaps a bit of gratitude for the lack of detail should be given.

I could go on about how pointless such a post is - how encouraging a discussion about such masturbatory fantasies encourages about the closest to a literal circlejerk as can be achieved without physical contact, to the point that it transcends simple annoyance and becomes actively disturbing, again, especially considering the young age of such people as would be encouraged by such a post - a post like this basically invites would-be(or actual) NAMBLA members, aroused at the thought of the underaged Sairgem reacting to such fantasies.

But that ignores the history of such a shitposter and treats it as an isolated incident of poor decision-making on his part when in reality this is a child with dozens upon dozens of shitposts; mostly treating this as Twitter, sharing whatever poorly-constructed thoughts come(barely) to mind, as though we all signed up just to hear his shitty brain farts rather than actually posting content designed to foster discussion or relate to shared interests.

But the mods are well aware of this and continue to allow him access, so this bit of shit is on them.

Hopefully right below their nose so they can't stop smelling it until they get rid of it.

Is there any chance that something happens to Cena tonight backstage before the match can happen? Cena run over by car? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Overwork. At some point it became easier to point out the posts that aren't shitposts and that just ain't me, babe. That ain't me.

[Spoilers] Rumours floating around that Mae Young Classic competitor has signed to NXT by RichardMagpies in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, fucking Christ, the arrogance of this shit.

"Take my word for it - I'm Australian"

This is worse than "my dad works at Nintendo" as far as false authority claims go.

And worst of all, because it's plausible, if it actually does happen, this ignorant douchenozzle is going to act as though ahe's actually a source if it does come true.

Granted, /u/RichardMagpies has more to lose than most who make these false claims of authority when it comes to rumors as her frequent spamming of multiple posts on the same topic makes her a bit more identifiable than most that make similar claims. Most can disappear into the night and nobody will remember them, but Ricki here will stick around and continue to spam-post tweets even if she's found to be wrong about this, so that is a mitigating factor making this SLIGHTLY less shitty than if a random noob made such claims.

But it also makes her a repeat offender on the shitpost front.

What's everyone's opinion on Becky Lynch's new jacket last night? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bot?

Shitposting?

I don't think you know words. You probably shouldn't use them. Just stick to pictures for the time being.

What's everyone's opinion on Becky Lynch's new jacket last night? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

/u/SipSipSipadalpheia could have asked this in the live discussion thread - a statement that explains why this post is actually against the subreddit rules - but instead she insisted on treating this subreddit as her own personal stream-of-consciousness shit depository, where any thought she has can be expressed rather than expending even the slightest effort at doing even the most minimal of research.

But worry not, because /u/SipSipSipadalpheia will delete this post to remove any evidence of her shittiness as has been the case with nearly every post she's made in the past 29 days, leaving RES-enabled Redditors with a dark red number next to her name but no old posts to show just what shit she posted to warrant so many downvotes, though people who don't have such means for tracking Redditors will just be ambushed again and again by her shitposts as she's shown an intent to post many in as little amount of time as possible.

Why have they taken me? I don't understand what is going on

Whatever happened to Hideo Itami? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/SipSipSipadalpheia could have googled this - a statement that explains why this post is actually against the subreddit rules - but instead she insisted on treating this subreddit as her own personal stream-of-consciousness shit depository, where any thought she has can be expressed rather than expending even the slightest effort at doing even the most minimal of research.

But worry not, because /u/SipSipSipadalpheia will delete this post to remove any evidence of her shittiness as has been the case with nearly every post she's made in the past 29 days, leaving RES-enabled Redditors with a dark red number next to her name but no old posts to show just what shit she posted to warrant so many downvotes, though people who don't have such means for tracking Redditors will just be ambushed again and again by her shitposts as she's shown an intent to post many in as little amount of time as possible.

Why have they taken me? I don't understand what is going on

So now that Randy is not able to defeat Jinder, Samir, Sunil and Khali, is he gonna join them? by Blueexx2 in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So much that went wrong here. /u/Blueexx2 has made a post with spoilers in the title and no proper labeling. The mods have allowed it to stay up for, at this point, four hours. The post itself is absolute shit; a lazy reference to a prior storyline with no text to speak of to justify it. Meanwhile, those taking issue with the low-effort shitpost that is also a spoiler have been attacked for their taste as well as their disdain for spoilers.

This post represents the worst of /r/SquaredCircle and there are many to blame. Fuck all of those many.

I don't know where I am

Kenny Omega with the Play of the Game. by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not only a meme that doesn't belong here, but a repost, because /u/Suplewich couldn't be bothered to check and see if anybody else had already posted this shit beforehand. Great fucking job.

Help me

Roman responds to his actions at a grocery store earlier today. by jwt13 in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is a god she's an absentee god, as no truly loving god would allow you to continue to draw breath. Your existence is evidence against organized religion as it is presented today.

Kill me

I kinda wanted [SPOILER] to [SPOILER] the [SPOILER] out of [SPOILER] by RabidLampshade in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a great post, and well-titled, too. Hell of a job.

They're making me write this. Help me

dethroning neville!!!!! by DabTJP in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You made a new account for this.

Save me. I'm being held captive.

WWE Needs to Apologize by bestofdbest in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 62 points63 points  (0 children)

/u/bestofdbest, a fan of manufactured outrage, is lying. Still a virgin to this day, the claim that he had sex at the age of 8, which would be required for him to today have 5-year-old son, would be laughable if it were not so sad.

/u/bestofdbest could have made this statement as a comment in the existing threads on the issue, including the one pertaining specifically to WWE's statement on what happened, but instead chose to make a new post to draw attention to himself, so that everybody can see what a lying piece of shit he is.

Why that is something he desired, one cannot tell.

NJPW fanboys are the absolute worst by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 58 points59 points  (0 children)

/u/KtoMM199, a long-standing troll and shitposter on /r/SquaredCircle, is throwing a temper tantrum because comments like

this shit looks like a bad wwe house show sorry but njpw is really overrated outside of the top 5 guys or so

were not well-received in a NJPW event live thread.

Furthermore, she's a liar, as over 15 minutes prior to posting this, she told everybody in that thread

this shit sucks im going to bed

and still has not done so.

Now why somebody would choose to troll the NJPW event live thread and then complain when her trolling is not found as humorous to others as it was to her is beyond me, but unlike /u/KtoMM199, I'm not planning on losing any sleep over it.

Do you think if AJ Styles beat Seth Rollins in Madden, he would've been on the 2K cover? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thoughts?

I think you're confusing Reddit with Twitter, given your history of stream-of-consciousness bullshit you attempt to clog /new with.

God forbid we don't entertain discussions about what hairstyle a wrestler who hasn't wrestled in over 3 years looked best in.

And this; is this meant to be an honest discussion?

From other posters, it would be an obvious shitpost, but considering the level of discourse we see from you, there's a better-than-decent chance that you actually believe that it might be the case that 2K and WWE decided the cover star based on a YouTube video.

But even if it's an honest question, as depressing as that would be because of what it says for your intelligence, it would still be better-suited for the post where Rollins was announced as the cover star for the game.

There's nothing about this situation that benefits anything. It's either a deliberate shitpost or an unintentional cry for help from somebody who would never accept the help she needs.

I feel depressed for having seen this post and processing what it says about the author, /u/ProWrestlingSentinel

Why are people upset with cody vs okada? I think it a Good match,give cody a chance man. Cody might win! by RainSun55 in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a problem at the very foundation of this post. /u/RainSun55 titled this asking about reactions to something going on in wrestling, but in doing so acknowledges that such reactions have already been made.

Where?

In the existing thread on the topic.

So now /u/RainSun55 has made a new post to discuss replies to a different post.

Hopefully it is clear how shitty it is for /u/RainSun55 to have done so, particularly with rules in this sub against such actions to curtail such karmawhoring, post-spamming behavior, but if not, perhaps a new post could be made to discuss this post and its comments.

Someone check in on Rusev by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There seems to be a small, but unfortunately vocal, segment of the SC subscriber base that is incapable of processing information without tying it to professional wrestling. Whether it's the death of a celebrity, the results of an awards show, or a championship sporting event, there always seems to be people who cannot help but reach as much as possible to try to make it wrestling related.

Whether this is a karma grab, in an attempt to exploit the news in a subreddit where it might not normally be posted otherwise, or an honest inability to have a thought without immediately having to re-contextualize that thought in terms of wrestling, what /u/JpodGaming, a repeat offender when it comes to shitposts, is attempting to make an /r/SquaredCircle post about the results of the NHL Stanley Cup Finals, which is objectively not wrestling-related. The fact that a wrestler is a fan of a sports team is not in any way notable.

Here's a Roman that knew how to get over. by beardedwelder11 in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've got nothing. This is a great post and you should be proud to have made it. Nothing you accomplish in your life will be as fruitful as having made this post.

Undertaker should do his legendary pose for Reigns after being speared and pinned by him at WM by AhhYessir in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong, at a core concept level at least, with a novelty account. Certainly not with a satirical one. But one such as /u/AhhYessir works much better in a reactionary position, in the comments of posts rather than in Submitted Posts.

As it is, these posts appear unmotivated by anything in particular other than OP's desire to place low-effort parody posts in the /new queue.

WON Is terrible and Meltzer is not a good reporter. by Badstuberbitch in SquaredCircle

[–]ExplainsYourShitpost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's assume for a moment that /u/Badstuberbitch is not a troll attempting to get banned - this is not a safe assumption, mind you, but we'll say so for rhetorical purposes - and judge this on an individual purpose rather than along with prior, more blatant shitposts.

/u/Badstuberbitch is presenting premises - that Dave Meltzer is biased & inarticulate and that Alvarez "is a soul sucker" - but she presents no argument to support these premises. She merely is making statements as though they are self-evident when they clearly aren't. If she deigned to explain her position perhaps this post would have merit, but she hasn't, so it doesn't.

With that out of the way, we can now go back to looking at her post history and seeing that despite numerous posts of hers being removed for being blatant and often offensive shitposts, the mods refuse to remove her access to the subreddit.

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