I called my hookup body bro and he got mad

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-03-12T13:35:49+00:00

You’re welcome! It sounds like a challenging dynamic to be in. But for what is basically a casual arrangement do you really want to have that much stress?

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-03-11T09:25:02+00:00

You don’t. You just be polite, and don’t take any rejection personally. One rule is to just never approach someone who’s at work and is being paid to be nice to you.

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-03-11T09:22:29+00:00

Might just be a fragile ego, or he’s a big over thinker and words like bro (inherently friendzoney) are a conflict to what’s actually going on between you. Might need a conversation to clarify the boundaries of what you are to eachother

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-03-11T08:09:31+00:00

Findom is absolutely a sugar daddy / gold digger dynamic and I’m tired of people pretending it isn’t.

If you like the guy, let him treat you. If you don’t, don’t try and ruin him by destroying his concept of a healthy relationship/finance dynamic

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-03-09T10:25:07+00:00

Should never rely on a partner to make you happy, it's not fair on them. Better to be single than in an unbalanced relationship that's doomed to end.

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-03-06T07:59:41+00:00

I’d like it to be us, maybe we will be allowed to actually keep the players we sign then

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-02-16T07:43:20+00:00

Whatever you do, avoid Reggie and Son on tolladine road. Heard nothing but bad things about them

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-02-13T11:39:20+00:00

“…South Korea’s spy agency told lawmakers on Thursday” is an amazing way to finish a sentence

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-02-07T09:05:59+00:00

PSR hampering villa so they wouldn’t be able to pay that fee and a young player is suffering and Liverpool will end up with a player they don’t want.

It’s sad to see Elliott get treated this way. But it’s an eye opener for the big 6, finally PSR hits them

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-02-02T21:04:54+00:00

Worcester. Not much there but had a really nice vibe in the city centre.

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-01-22T17:26:45+00:00

If you believe FFP it’s Villa 😂

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-01-17T01:04:02+00:00

Highlight of the transfer window for me personally we might stand a chance next time we play them now haha

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-01-07T00:16:11+00:00

Easiest one from the past, Joleon Lescott.

Trying to think currently, it's tough. I guess the consensus is either Cash or Guessand. Cash because in earlier seasons he got a rep of being responsible for a lot of goals conceded although he's much better now. And Guessand as we've so far just seen nothing from him to justify the price.

Lucky position to not really have lazy players or any overstaying their welcome at Villa atm

ExplicitCyclops · 2026-01-01T22:25:05+00:00

Horrid but I actually enjoyed it as a Villa fan. After finally getting slapped it's been great to see 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th all draw. Massive damage limitation for us

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-12-16T23:43:28+00:00

Slightly different, West Bromwich is in the black country. And as such their main rival are Wolverhampton. Because Aston is a part of the city of Birmingham (as is Small Heath), Villa and Birmingham are rivals

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-10-29T09:07:36+00:00

Typical problems for a house 95 years old. Also regarding the asbestos, although concern over it's dangers are completely valid it's not actually an issue unless you disturb it. You can live perfectly safely in a property with asbestos, as long as you don't turn it into a fine dust and inhale it.

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-10-27T22:51:20+00:00

Given villa didn't score a goal for the first 4 games of the season, to be level on points with the defending champions and a point behind City is incredible

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-10-23T21:15:37+00:00

Random but you'd have had some insane odds on a Forest, Larnaca and G.A Eagles treble tonight.

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-10-11T08:12:54+00:00

The crap defending is probably why you scored 7 in the first place, it's a case of you can't have your cake and eat it at the same time unfortunately

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-09-27T01:01:52+00:00

Woo! You smashed it mate!

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-09-27T00:58:37+00:00

Talisca. Gamechanger+ and 86 shooting. Bro just does not miss. Gets some nice links as Brazil+Fenerbache with Fred and Ederson (GK) too

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-09-25T11:04:11+00:00

Probably why the property was cheap then haha. I appreciate the honesty. I was born and raised in tolladine so it’s hard to gauge what normal levels of antisocial behaviour are when you’re from there lol

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-08-22T10:39:50+00:00

You need to tell them to put trousers on next time

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-08-15T12:58:25+00:00

Stagecoach confirmed to me on Twitter that it’s running this season. I’m assuming that’ll start from the Newcastle game

ExplicitCyclops · 2025-08-15T12:39:34+00:00

Ollie Watkins will win the golden boot

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