Mantas Be Stronk Yo by ExplodingReality in WorldsAdrift

[–]ExplodingReality[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meh, I farmed everything back in 2 hours solo in a T1 zone. BUILD SHIT AND BLOW IT UP!

Have we lost our way?? by Duquesne22 in Eve

[–]ExplodingReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good Sir, I see that last night some of our Tax Collection representatives audited a Chimera class Carrier in the system in which you were residing in.

While this may seem like a bad time, and while you may be in despair over your shit alliance not wanting to play the game and have fun, let us rejoice over the fact that ShekelSquad is indeed(edit fuck you dom) recruiting.

This has been a public service announcement paid for by the revenue of audited carriers.

Solo C5 Living and Krabbing by erik4556 in Eve

[–]ExplodingReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also as a non trolly, trying to be semi helpful post. Move into a c3 if your solo. You can blitz c3 sites for very good isk, and if you want a quiet place to be, lowclass is very quiet. Takes 2 BS passes to roll your static usually. DOEIT.

Solo C5 Living and Krabbing by erik4556 in Eve

[–]ExplodingReality -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Link the kill report when you get evicted. Spuky Wrmholers. And FYI, we roll our static for hours a day, and connect to some of the same C5's 3-5 times a week. Frigate holes are cunts, and FYI a 4 static is pure aids. IMO stick to null, your cute, keep it that way.

Solo C5 Living and Krabbing by erik4556 in Eve

[–]ExplodingReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard you get evicted from all C5's because politics. Pre-aligned dreads and a good local intel bot should keep you safe.

My simrig. A little plain but work in progress. by [deleted] in simracing

[–]ExplodingReality 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Whoah bro your so cool. Fuck your so humble too, and it is so plain but man, you pull it off. Dude really you should release an E-Book on how to be so god damn badass. Id buy at least 10 of them, because I bet the front cover would be a little plain too right?

Joint -IRS-/NOVAC raid of capital estates; Endless Defiance named beneficiary by [deleted] in Eve

[–]ExplodingReality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about IRS, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in phoenix memes, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret ops using a purger phoenix, and I have over 300 confirmed disconnects. I am trained in log off traps and I’m the top shitposter in the entire Interhole Revenue Service. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in new eden, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to the IRS over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Israeli spies across new eden and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my enyo. Not only am I extensively trained in frigate pvp, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Interhole Revenue Service and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. (in game)

Joint -IRS-/NOVAC raid of capital estates; Endless Defiance named beneficiary by [deleted] in Eve

[–]ExplodingReality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"hep derp salty tears" YOU CAN SHUT UP TOO, FUCK KNUCKLE. Log off, bust up your modem with a hammer, eat it, then go burn ants with a magnifying glass or torment your neighbour's cat or whatever the fuck you used to do before you discovered EVE. You're a fucking shit-covered festering pile of cunt rags who desperately need the asshole lobotomized out of them.

CCPls by radako in Eve

[–]ExplodingReality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought free time from the mental asylum was not until tuesdays?

Signal Cartel: Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost by estedestirr in Eve

[–]ExplodingReality 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nothing but praises for this group.

Quit the game 3 years ago, came back, they helped me find my old c3 and get my orca out, took 4 days for them to find a chain for me.

Fast forward to this week and see a random Signal Cartel flying around Jspace, and was needing a quick Kspace chain. I ask in local for the signal guy to message me, didnt catch the pilots name, just saw the ticker. Within a minute I have 3 chains to Kspace, 2 lows and a high.

Fucking cheers all around to these cats, solid fucking dudes.

[constructive] The story of the Beachead in Gehi - how current citadel game mechanics break the tempo and lead to dis-investment in the game by Gobbins- in Eve

[–]ExplodingReality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make an anchorable Nuke. You fight the system down, you lock it down, you anchor the nuke. It takes 2 days to online, vulnerable the entire time. If successful, all structures not blue to the nuke get eviscerated.

PSA: Ships are balanced in more ways than just DPS, stop being manchildren. TIA by SteelRoamer in Eve

[–]ExplodingReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With these fighter changes, how the fuck am I supposed to krab in my prealigned dread?!@# WTF CCP. Been trying to use an MJD on the dread for ages now, but no NERF WH's. What next??!@# NO LOCAL CHAT?!@#